this is funny if you have a sense of humor and are not easily offended, LOL

Glossary of New Speak

acupuncture (n): A modern day bed of nails.

affirmation (n): Words or sentences newageoholics say when they arenít getting enough of what they want.

air sword (n): Similar to air guitar but without the soundtrack; used to slay dem

IT'S HAPPENING!

Starting to flip back and forth between the dimensions, I feel like I am kinda ascending...its been happening at a very gradual pace every since I discovered Shamanism, and I learned to walk with the ascended masters on my journeys...but now, as we g

awakening

Hi,

Now sometimes i can heard people around me before/without they speak.

I can also speed switch off a match with my eyes. I can also change the shape of the match flame with the finger... 

Strange Childhood Experience

This is the first time I have ever shared what I saw with a group but I would like to get some opinions on what I saw.

So I was at my grandmas house sitting in front of the window.  It was probably 1am and I just liked looking out into the dark.  I w

M.T Keshe Interview by Désirée Röver....25 mai 2012.

Fairly New Release...

GAIAPORTAL Prosperity Paradigms Sufficiently in Place…

Prosperity Paradigms Sufficiently in Place…

12OCT

A joke --Einstein's roommates in heaven

Finally - Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is tol

SaLuSa ~ 12-October-2012

We like you have had to experience delays, but as long as we can still complete our tasks as planned it does not cause us much concern. We can easily adjust to the different situations we confront, but for you it means more frustration because we can

This is beautiful! Try not to cry

> This is beautiful!
> She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating
> room.. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When
> can I see him?'

> The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your

Good God, I think I just got it....!

I have always had a rough time meditating, (the Manhattan traffic outside my office windows doesn't help my already chatty mind).

But as I sit making jewelry as I have for over 43 years now, I realize that the state I enter when I am in the "making" p

Some awesome animal pictures, just to cheer your day

Hopi-Tibetan Prophecy-Tibetan Monks Reincarnate All Over The World

In the 3rd hour Kymberlee Ruff, who is Cherokee, explains how she has become the messenger for the Hopi-Tibetan prophecy. Her son was located by Tibetan monks in California because he left a map for them before he died in India. He had followed the D

Of evidence, convictions and other mind blowing stuff

You meet someone and begin to love that person. Just hormones? Never mind! You love, and you know it without any questions.

Your family might ask you why you fucking love that person they know as being not worthy to love. They will tell you this and

From Suicide to Superhuman - Meet the Amazing Human Electric Conductor

All things are possible to he that believes...

Extraterrestrial Guides: The Great White Brotherhood in the Andes & Lake Titicaca

We have to fight the nonsense from the lower astral realms-don't get entrapped by stupid postings.

Follow link;

http://www.google.com/search?q=pics+of+the+great+white+Brotherhood&rlz=1C1AVSX_enUS408US408&oq=pics+of+the+great+white+Brotherhood&sugexp=ch

The manuscript of survival - part 209, by Aisha North

As of today, many will feel the need to stand a little bit taller in the role as carriers of the light, because now, the level of energies has reached a plateau that will be important for the next phase in this unveiling process. Let us explain.
As we

Front Line....Malala Yousufzai

My heart goes out to this courageous young woman named Malala Yousufzai. Her strength and courage to stand up against the dark is well worth the recognition. Let the lightwokers take note at the struggle that goes on at the Front Line.

.."God sends yo

Orion - The Seat of Creation - Part II... Could The Orion Nebula Hold The Templates To Life On Earth?

The Ascension Dictionary.

One of the side effects of the Ascension, and the constant eroding of the duality paradox has been the impact on syntax. Overnight, words and phrases that were once acceptable no longer accurately reflect the intention of the word or phrase. So I pro

GAIAPORTAL Fine Tuning of Higher D Grids to Newly Activated Portals Continues

Fine Tuning of Higher D Grids to Newly Activated Portals Continues

14OCT