On Christmas Day 1964, a quiet English town awoke to a mystery that has never been fully explained. Residents of Warminster, Wiltshire reported deafening booming sounds, invisible shockwaves, and strange vibrations before sightings of glowing…
Come Hither Yon Goats and Feast on Anything!
"Greetings Arthlings. I AM AHORN, sovereign grand commander of the planet of the killer Acorns! Mine Acorns are spread across galaxies where they blossom forth into SeeDs. Behold! I am he who planted a Garden in Eden! E Dan DNA Ribose Rib woman.... (
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