Feared the sky was falling on my head and i could not see straight , so i put on my intelectually intented glasses and a helmet. The bombardment of words was kind of heavy, so just in case i'll keep them on for a while...lol. And Jericha your descrip
Read more…He passed away back in 08 but still to this day everything that he ranted on about gave something think about through his brilliant comedy skits.
College Humour
http://www.collegehumor.com/originals (not intended for a younger audience)
https://www.youtube.com/user/collegehumor (slightly moderated content, but still not intended for a younger audience)
Failblog
http://failblog.org (not intended fo
"They're made out of meat."
"Meat?"
"Meat. They're made out of meat."
"Meat?"
"There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts ofthe planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the waythrough. They're completely meat."
"T
A bit of hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?
Read more…I love the film - Ferris Bueller's Day Off. In one scene, Ferris' sister (Jeanie) is at the police station, talking to a boy about her brother, who always gets away with skipping school. Here's the dialogue:
JEANIE
I went home to confirm that the shit
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TECH SUPPORT says it's best practice to have a backup system installed.
Read more… George Clooney:
“ The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Bill Clinton:
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
George W. Bush:
"Some people ask the secret of our long ma
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helkik
mi gelk vopou cles sed mi pip vopou nesbt. *nesbt*
vom nep ashik
nega mey ridy
mi colo mako lop
mi gelk vopou sed mi pip vopou gelkii calmu *nesbt*
robert gordon
These guys are awesome! >Mmmmmwa! < : )
(Apologies if this has already been posted)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7lOk2H8eo
Read more…1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. – Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they g
THE BIBLE STORY, ACCORDING TO KIDS
The following statements came from a Catholic Elementary School Test. Pay attention to the wording and spelling. It helps if you are familiar with the Bible even a little bit.
The elementary school children were ask
This is similar to the one posted by Ann, but, slightly different. In-joy!
There was this 95-year-old man and woman living in a retirement home who went on a date.
True Friendship: 'Aussie Style'
(None of that Sissy Crap)
Are you tired of those weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here are promises that actually speak of true friendship -- Just the ston
Read more…Parental Guidance is recommended.
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
to Fred's mom and dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast. As he
We all have our racial stereotypes, and I think that somewhere there is a race out there making puns and jokes directed at other races.
So, based on things you might have learned about these races, what are some misconceptions and stereotypes about th
BY COMMANDER LADY ATHENA AND THE ASHTAR COMMAND http://www.ashtarcommandcrew.net/profile/CmdrLadyAthena Dear Commanders, You have asked information about our ships and which one you might be working upon? My answer may be more than you originally…
Read more…ANCIENT AWAKENINGS Sunday Call 3/27/2022 (Sananda, OWS, & Shoshanna)James & JoAnna McConnell THE GREAT AWAKENING IS NOW COMING TO A CONCLUSION Sananda and One Who Serves channeled by James McConnellShoshanna – Joanna’s Higher Self These messages…
Read more…ANCIENT AWAKENINGS Sunday Call 3/20/2022 (Ashtar, OWS, & Shoshanna)James & JoAnna McConnell YOU ARE CREATING YOUR NEW REALITY Ashtar and One Who Serves channeled by James McConnellShoshanna – Joanna’s Higher Self These messages were given during…
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A basic conclusion is provided at the end for the uninitiated. U.S. Congressman Hale Boggs was a dissenter of Louisiana Governor Huey P. Long. For those who do not know who he was, Huey P. Long was the politician…
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