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ODD MEANINGS OF WORDS
ODD MEANINGS OF WORDS
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
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'If You're Laughing, You're Living...Longer' by Dr. Al Sears
The following email message from Dr. Al Sears (www.alsears.com) was copied & pasted here:
[PLEASE NOTE: HUMOUR IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!]
Al Sears, MD |
July 27, 2010 |
Dear Jazmin,
Do you want to hear the
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4- She must
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The Pastor's Ass
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind
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'WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...' by Anonymous
WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
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Consumption
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Coventry.
The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years go. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with
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A Brazilian Baby Dancing to the Beat
Just BEing the Love that he is. :-)
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The Illuminati Control You
When I first watched this vlog I thought maybe the creator was just breaking down in programming because of a serious information overload, but it turns out that he's just pulling a Glenn Beck.
Youtube Channel - The Amazing Atheist
Disclosure has to wait...
Disclosure or Aliens comming and saying hello have to wait....It's THE WORLD CUP in SOUTH AFRIKA. :)))
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Well I might be the last person to hear of this, but in case I'm not, go to:
http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr
Very innovative protest action - genuis! : )
And here is the story of the guy behind it:
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WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
A Crystal Ball!
Type in any word to form a question and you will be surprised, so have fun!!
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Read more…Music Is Frequency Programming ..Do You Understand ..Music Is Frequency Programming..YOU HAVE BEEN FREQUENCY PROGRAMMED
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