A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade recipes on a "knead-to-know basis.
Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If it jams force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
The glass is either half full, half empty, or twice as big as it needs to be.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
A photographic memory is of no use if it's never developed.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
A man's home is his castle in a "manor" of speaking.
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If you look like your passport photo, you're not well enough to travel.......or, if you look like your passport photo, you need the trip.
And, I cannot believe I forgot my personal favorite, which I am using quite frequently these days:
Don't worry about what people think......they don't do it very often. :))))
What?... They don't think very often?! :oD