George Clooney:
“ The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Bill Clinton:
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
George W. Bush:
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Rudy Guliani:
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Michael Jordan:
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Donald Trump:
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!”
Shaquille O'Neal:
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming"
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
Kobe Bryant:
“ The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
David Hasselhoff:
" You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to."
Alec Baldwin:
" My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Barack Obama:
" A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
Tommy Lee:
"Marriage is the only war when one sleeps with the enemy."
Brad Pitt:
" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ‘ Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine’ “.
Jimmy Kimmel:
First guy: "My wife's an angel."
Second guy: "You're lucky. Mine is still alive".
David Letterman:
" Honey, what happened to 'Ladies First'?”
Husband replies, "That's the reason why the world's a mess today because a lady went first."
Jay Leno:
"First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, soon after comes the suffe...ring."You need to be a member of Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community to add comments!
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