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World Religions Simplified

Posted by 3rfl3nfqndi4s on February 24, 2010 at 4:55pm in Humour & Playground

This is similar to the one posted by Ann, but, slightly different. In-joy!

TAOISM = Shit happens

CONFUCIANISM - Confucius say, "Shit happens."

BUDDHISM = If shit happens, it isn't really shit

ZEN = What is the sound of shit happening.

HINDUISM = This shit happened before

ISLAM = If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

PROTESTANTISM = Let shit happen to someone else.

CATHOLICISM = If shit happens, you deserve it.

JUDAISM = Why does this shit always happen to me?

AGNOSTICISM = What is this shit?

ATHEISM = I don't believe this shit.

NEW AGE - Visualize no shit happening.

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3rfl3nfqndi4s February 25, 2010 at 12:50am

I'll bite. Can't wait to hear the answer to this one. :)))))
CaptinSayzarzillion February 24, 2010 at 11:58pm

shit is the same thing as pooh pooh? Is that right?
- 3rfl3nfqndi4s > CaptinSayzarzillion February 25, 2010 at 12:51am
  
  In my part of the world it is, Cappy. Aren't you gifted?
CaptinSayzarzillion February 24, 2010 at 7:40pm

How did shit happen in the first place? Who invented the word, shit ,was it a human being that just woke up one day an said i think i will invent the word shit today? Maybe God was sitting on his throne an said , maybe i should invent the toilet bowl? But what should i put in the toilet bowl? An then maybe God said how did these humans i created how did they invent the word shit ? God said to Itself why didnt i invent the word>shit? And how can humans ever invent or create anything without God inventing it first? Truth is , God invented shit an thats why It happens!
- 3rfl3nfqndi4s > CaptinSayzarzillion February 25, 2010 at 12:52am
  
  Can't give you an answer for the shit part, but, I do know where the word crap originated. A man named "something" crapper invented the toilet.
CaptinSayzarzillion February 24, 2010 at 6:00pm

Not again!!?

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