Lord, I`m tired, said a man to God.
Of what, God wanted to know.
Of myself!
Nothing special, said God, sometimes I`m tired of myself too. You might go!
Lord, I´m tired, said another one.
Of what, God asked.
Of you, the dude said.
Nothing special, said God, I`m often tired of you too. You might go!
Lord, I`m tired, said a third one.
Of what, God replied.
Of doing good, the guy said.
Nothing special, God answered, if you´d know how often I could kick your ass! You might go!
Lord, I´m tired, said a fourth one.
Of what, God asked.
I forgot. Uh...I´m so tired to always forget...
Wait a minute, God said, I´ve got to talk to you.
So, you always forget, hm? What is it?
I...I...I have forgotten, Lord.
Do you want something from me, God said?
I...I...I really have forgotten, Lord!
Come on, dude, what do you wish getting from me, I´ll give it to you!
Ok Lord, the guy said, make me your secretary to plan and remind you all your dates!
And God could not stop laughing, and both, God and the guy where rolling on the ground laughing.
After one hour or two God asked the guy on why they are laughing.
Lord, said the guy, I forgot!
And they were laughing for another hour.
And before the guy left he said:
Lord, I might also forget that I met you and we both had a good laugh!
So be it, God replied and mumbled to himself:
The first one I met in years without boasting himself of his knowledge.
And to the guy:
We´ll see us, Mr Secretary!
And they separated laughing...
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I don't get it lol But, on the subject of prayer...it's clear God has his own agenda, so praying is pretty useless, I've discovered. Let's face it, God doesn't really listen to us. He might hear us, but he doesn't really listen...he definitely doesn't act on our wishes. God simply does things his way...and I still have trouble accepting that lol Why should God have all the power, I want to be in control of my life. I want to be a God too. Isn't that what Lucifer wanted lol I must be on the wrong path.
hahahaha, me too....