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  • Come to think of it, I've never seen a right winger with a real sense of humor. Just sayin'. Its really no surprise that the satirical element went right over Malcolms head.

  • This isn't a hit. Why?

    Barack: Hey Michelle, remember that one lady that called me a homosexual.

    Michelle: She called me a tranny as well.

    Barack: I think we should kill her. I'll go call the Reptilian Overlords they'll do something about it. *Removes mask to reveal reptilian face*

    Michelle: Such a great idea honey. I hold a strong vendetta against her despite this event happening 2 months ago. We're clearly incompetent immature adults who cannot take insults from anyone for our lives. *Removes mask to reveal reptilian face*

    Barack: Well in that case let's genocide everyone. Everyone probably talks bad about us anyway. *Flicks lizard tongue.*

    Both: *Flicks lizard tongues.*

    You see how ridiculous this sounds.

    • Chaos Change:  What your wrote is funny, but there are a lot of unsolved and suspicious deaths around Obama.

      • The point I'm trying to make is that IF Obama is surrounded by all these suspicious deaths, this isn't one of them.

        • Good point Chaos, but keep in mind that the coroner still cannot explain Joan River's cause of death, and thus it is either a medical malpractice lawsuit waiting for the Rivers family or something a lot worst that was not a part of the protocol or setup with the medical procedure she was involved with.

          Joan Rivers Autopsy Leaves Cause of Death Unclear
          Justin Worland @justinworland Sept. 5, 2014

          Rivers died after complications during a throat procedure

          Comedian Joan Rivers’ autopsy has been completed but the cause of her death remains unclear, the New York City chief medical examiner’s office said Friday.

          “Following an examination, the cause and manner of death are pending further studies,” spokesperson Julie Bolcer said.

          Rivers, who was 81, was hospitalized at Mount Sinai Hospital in Manhattan last week after she stopped breathing during a procedure on her vocal chords. She died in New York City on Thursday. The clinic that had originally been treating Rivers, Yorkville Endoscopy clinic, is now under investigation by New York State Department of Health.

        • Chaos Change:  You might be right about that.

  • HEY BARRY: I just found out that believe-or-not.com is run by wingnuts. Here's the record for the most recorded number of women done by one man according to the adult film industry:

    The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.

  • "If the facts are on your side, use the facts.  If the law is on your side, use, the law.  If neither the facts or the law is on your side, then prove that the other side lacks mental capacity or has a mental illness."

     - Harvard Law School, Course On Legal Tactics. 

  • I'm glad that you know what I hope for; you must have incredible psychic ability. You definitely proved that you are not a wingnut Barry.

    By the way, Chas Chandler and Noel Redding of the Jimi Hendrix Experience claimed that Hendrix did 30 plus groupies in a single day (with multiple three-somes) at one time, so I guess they are wingnuts too.

  • I'll stay focused if you stop changing the subject, which is what you are doing now.  I clarified myself above with the Palestinian miscommunication. Now please stop changing the subject.

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