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Ascension Jokes....to make you laugh..and laugh

Posted by Krishna Kalki on October 9, 2010 at 2:23pm in Humour & Playground

First Contact Jokes:

On landing the Galactic Federation of Light make the first contact with Humans and they say..WE ARE FROM THE GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT AND WE ARE YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND WE COME IN LOVE AND LIGHT.. PLEASE TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER  and the Humans reply..WHAT LEADER?.. WE HAVENT GOT ANY GOOD LEADERS ON THIS PLANET....ha..ha..ha..ha.ha

 

Love and Light Joke:

As far as i am concerned the Dark Forces should now start joining the Light Forces or THEY CAN START PACKING THEIR BAGS AND LEAVE THIS PLANET as the Light Forces will WIN 

 

 

 

On First Contact:

We are from the Galactic Federation of Light.....LONG TIME NO SEE ABOUT 26,000YEARS.. we are your brothers and sisters. We have come to assist you with Ascension

 

The Galactic Federation of Light are surrounding the Planet Earth and observing us and they are singing in their Spaceships EVERY STEP YOU TAKE....EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE...EVERY STEP YOU TAKE EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE WE ARE WATCHING YOU. 

 

Feel free to add more jokes to cheer us all up as we should be celebrating on the changes that are happening on this Planet after 26,000 years...ABOUT TIME I THINK

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  • MaryJane October 31, 2010 at 3:33pm
    better keep your day job
    • MaryJane > MaryJane October 31, 2010 at 3:38pm
      and stay out of public view
  • Krishna Kalki October 30, 2010 at 4:13am
    What is the easiest way to fool the Americans???
    BECOME AN AMERICAN LEADER......or.....WORK FOR THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT......or....WORK FOR NASA...
    it is as simple as that.
    Namaste
  • Krishna Kalki October 19, 2010 at 11:41pm
    Discussion and Videos on..
    Whats Happening on our Planet Earth and Highly Recommended Videos to watch and decide for yourself
    ONE WARNING: Please tighten your belts before watching these Videos as watching them might make you jump out of your trousers.
  • Krishna Kalki October 17, 2010 at 12:03am
    In China recently some UFO's landed in a village and the next thing they knew was that the whole village vanished....NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL FAST ASCENSION...... anyway this will teach the Chinese a lesson as they should not eat Cats and Dogs and stick to Noodles with their chop sticks.
    Namaste
  • Veronika October 15, 2010 at 12:43am
    ROLF;) thanks for making me laught:) this is so perfect:)) I really needed it:)
  • Spaceman October 10, 2010 at 12:00pm
    • Veronika > Spaceman October 15, 2010 at 12:47am
      ;))
  • evonne. October 10, 2010 at 5:45am
    laughter each day,keeps the darkness away.

    • Spaceman > evonne. October 10, 2010 at 3:20pm
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