First Contact Jokes:
On landing the Galactic Federation of Light make the first contact with Humans and they say..WE ARE FROM THE GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT AND WE ARE YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND WE COME IN LOVE AND LIGHT.. PLEASE TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER and the Humans reply..WHAT LEADER?.. WE HAVENT GOT ANY GOOD LEADERS ON THIS PLANET....ha..ha..ha..ha.ha
Love and Light Joke:
As far as i am concerned the Dark Forces should now start joining the Light Forces or THEY CAN START PACKING THEIR BAGS AND LEAVE THIS PLANET as the Light Forces will WIN
On First Contact:
We are from the Galactic Federation of Light.....LONG TIME NO SEE ABOUT 26,000YEARS.. we are your brothers and sisters. We have come to assist you with Ascension
The Galactic Federation of Light are surrounding the Planet Earth and observing us and they are singing in their Spaceships EVERY STEP YOU TAKE....EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE...EVERY STEP YOU TAKE EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE WE ARE WATCHING YOU.
Feel free to add more jokes to cheer us all up as we should be celebrating on the changes that are happening on this Planet after 26,000 years...ABOUT TIME I THINK
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BECOME AN AMERICAN LEADER......or.....WORK FOR THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT......or....WORK FOR NASA...
it is as simple as that.
Namaste
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