POOFness for MAY 13: MID-WEEK BY ZAP, FROM "THE OFFICE OF POOFNESS"

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FRIENDS, FAMILY, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR PIGS. THE VEGETABLES ARE ON THE RUN, AND
WE NEED A FEW MORE VEGETABLE CONTROL ANIMALS TO ROUND THEM UP AND TAKE CARE OF THEM.

IT IS TRUE THAT THE CLEANUP IS PRETTY WELL DONE, WITH A FEW HOLDOUTS HERE AND

Inside the world's largest man-made ice cave

Quiet amazing and wonderful to know... a place to see for explorers and adventurers.

• The Into The Glacier experience will transport visitors into the heart of Europe's second largest glacier
• The unusual attraction was the brainchild of two adventure to

IS FREEDOM OF THE PRESS NEXT FOR ELIMINATION BY EXECUTIVE ORDER??? President Obama Rips Fox News And States "we're going to have to change how the media reports..."

OBAMA RIPS FOX: ‘WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE HOW THE MEDIA REPORTS’

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by JOHN NOLTE12 May 2015

NICE CATCH. Video Of Tornado Passing Through Oklahoma Neighborhood On May 6, 2015.

Click https://youtu.be/HDtnmJPw3CI for three minute video.

The White House Responds To Seymour Hersh's Article Claiming Osama Bin Laden's Air Raid Assassination Had Elements Of Fraud

Update by Sheldan Nidle for the Spiritual Hierarchy and the Galactic Federation 05/12/2015

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Selamat Balik! We come now with more information on what is occurring across your globe. At present, those committees assigned to bring forth various components that are to oust the dark cabal from power are reporting success in c

Ultimate power plant! Biocircuit harnesses electricity from soil in your houseplant to charge your mobile phone

How About Charging Your Phone via Plant Power

• The E-Kaia portable charger prototype was developed by students in Chile
• Soil circuit harvests energy from electrons released during photosynthesis
• This power can charge a smartphone in around an hour and a

Another Massive EarthQuake Strikes Nepal

Another EarthQuake struck Nepal ...all shuck up again 

ANOTHER massive earthquake hits Nepal: Dozens killed in 7.3 magnitude quake just weeks after 8,000 people died

By John Hall for MailOnline08:19 12 May 2015, updated 16:09 12 May 2015

• Huge earthquake

RON PAUL: The Court Has Now Ruled That NSA Spying On Americans Is Illegal, But Will Congress Really Set Up Fair Boundaries And Limitations??????

Click https://youtu.be/6RMbt-x7rmc for 4-minute broadcast from The Ron Paul Institute.

DIRTY TRICKS FROM ABC AGAINST ALEX JONES: ABC Gets Caught With A No-Show After Arranging Interview With Alex Jones Regarding Jade Helm

JADE HELM OPS Slogan 'Master of Human Domain' -official explanation;sociology/anthropology sciences-sure, grunts as scientits!-suddenly HMS/FBI scare tactics; terror cells in all 50 states

lol-the 'elite intelligentsia' thinks we all stupid all the time;

http://www.jewsnews.co.il/2015/02/10/homeland-security-secretary-there-are-terrorist-isis-sleeper-cells-in-the-u-s-right-now-getting-ready-to-attack/

In Jade Helm operation, Texas gives

10 Amazing Caves of the Ancient World

Caves play an important role in the story of humanity. In addition to providing shelter for our earliest ancestors, caves were also often considered to be mystical and magical realms. 

For some cultures, caves are the gateways to the underworld, whi

"How The United States Helped Create Al Qaeda And ISIS," by Garikai Chengu (research scholar at Harvard University). It's Why The Federal Government "needs" To Spy On Us And Take Away Our Weapons.

How the US Helped Create Al Qaeda and ISIS

NSA Spy Chief Gets Caught Lying About 2013 Question Regarding Spying On U.S. Citizens; Replies That He "forgot" That The NSA Does This.

Reasons To Choose Coconut Oil Toothpaste...and...How To Make It

BUSINESS ADVISOR TO AUSTRALIA PRIME MINISTER SAYS "climate change" IS A UNITED NATIONS LED HOAX DESIGNED TO CONTROL OTHERS.

Image Credits: Rob Homer, Illawarra Mercury.

Hibernating Alien Discovered Inside Secret Chamber Inside The Great Pyramid

Amazing 

Hibernating Alien Discovered Inside Secret Chamber in The Great Pyramid

Would you believe a story about an alien mummy being found in the Great Pyramid of Giza?

In the March 2000 issue of the Egyptian magazine Rose a

Is this the most beautiful UFO ever? Ferrari designs a supercar-inspired spacecraft with signature shapes and a flash of red

• Ferrari's design director, Flavio Manzoni penned the streamlined design for the spacecraft for fun 
• A sci-fi fan, he was influenced by books and films such as 2001: A Space Odyssey and Flash Gordon
• Design borrows elements fromt he LaFerrari and FXX K s

Is this evidence of alien life? New Roswell photos prove 'beyond any doubt' that ET exists, claim UFO specialists

• Images allegedly taken between 1947 and 1949 on Kodachrome film
• UFO 'scientists' charged $350 for people to attend the announcement
• Many say they look remarkably similar to photos of Egyptian mummies

New images claiming to show the Roswell UFO crash pro

US APPEALS COURT: NSA PHONE RECORD COLLECTION IS EXCESSIVE.NOW THE "bad news:" The Court Stated That A Cocaine / Underage-Prostitute Addicted U.S. Congress Must Define The Boundaries For Surveillance.

Image Credits: Michael Coghlan / Flickr (World map), EFF (NSA Eagle).