WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES

WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit. Ever……
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your pointacross.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you
get another dog?”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just
think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.


If you lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car, and wait
a half hour to open the trunk, only one of them will be happy to see
you.

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  • A DOG IS MORE RELIABLE AS A MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM.

  • ahah!!!
    I wonder why some women have dogs and not husbands??
  • ~LOL!~ i agree! we could all learn a thing or two from dogs! heehee...
    • (ps. i'm already well trained on a few of these myself! my affection is easily bribed by squeaky toys as well, & i have no qualms with studded collars!) ;0)
  • ouch...lol...truly genius....hehe
    • Very well put dear very well put.

      In the end, we all can joke as we like, but we do need each other. Maybe a litlle more compasion from both side would work wonders.
    • HAHAHA What an excellent compliment! too funny Katt!
    • a much and better list! hahahaha, I love dogs.- and other pets. They are with you showing their affections without asking for anything back. :))
  • (for married men who compare their dogs to their wives)
    when what you need is just a pet, then why marry in the first place?
  • Good ones, David, and so very accurate. LOL
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