"When my dog died, I went to a psychic to contact our dead dog.
The psychic said that our dog will come back again once we're ready "for another dog"...
Years later, our new dog gave birth and there's this one puppy who resembles very much our dead…"
"Being weird has never been an issue for me.
Ever since I was a kid, I never care.
I actually felt bad for myself when I follow what OTHERS want instead of what I want.
And if you don't care, it'll never be an issue.
And life will be as merry as…"
"Just because you can't see them, hear them nor feel them, doesn't mean they're not doing anything.
They're obviously more busier than you who just complain in front of your computer.
Or maybe they think you're not worthy enough to be minded at.
"I'm sorry to disappoint that I'm no psychic nor not a stalker that I don't know what you do in your everyday life. I'm also really sorry that I don't have time to get to know you more, because you know, I have life to party at."
"Peapole think about what is in the middel of our Milky Way Galaxy, rigth? Scientists think it's a black hole. I don't think so. I think it's a big sun. The Earth is in the solar star system and it moves around the solar star wich is our sun. All…"
"Those would not be laws but the CONDITION of the universe. There is a difference. If universe was static 'in the beginning', everything will be static now. There is no law that says things must move. Motion is a condition of nature, not a law. The…"