THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION

Nothing is sacred in Australia... well, almost (my opinion)!

THE AUSSIE VERSION OF 'CREATION'

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach..... And BBQ's...... He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good...

On the Second Day, God created water....for surfing, swimming > > and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good...

On the Third Day, God created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good...

On the Fourth Day, God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good...

On the Fifth day, God created a Bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good...

On the Sixth Day, God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat, and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good...

On the Seventh Day, God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was good ...... Well.... Almost good..... He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good..... It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!!!!

"Hehe....It's Farage being too "British" with his words and desire to please all sides of a debate.....You and I are more "Prussian," a bit like straight talking Americans, too.....😁"

"Yes, I definitely agree. At least Zia Yusef cleared up that weird glitch for us, on 24th Feb. It’s good to see someone in that party doing the right thing. We don’t have the time or the patience for people pleasers lol."

"Agreed Movella...Frankly I have no idea why Farage would use such defeatist words, but I look at his shadow home secretary making an official speech on the topic of deportations and feel assured....That speech was on the 24th Feb, so undoubtedly…"

Replies

Shari Blake February 12, 2010 at 8:42pm

hahahaha!
JASON February 3, 2010 at 9:02am

hey a shrimp here is fresh water a prawn is salt water
- Jazmin > JASON February 4, 2010 at 12:30am
  
  Ta, Jason. But we prefer the BIG ONES, don't we, mate? i.e. prawns are bigger than shrimps & look better on the barbie. We got the BIG PRAWN, BIG PINEAPPLE, BIG BANANA, BIG MERINO, BIG GUMBOOTS... Howzat!
JASON February 3, 2010 at 9:01am

crikies mate i ive in australia my life is not that good i better go out and get a barbie happening i need a bbq on the next shopping list.
Marique February 2, 2010 at 2:28am

COOOOOOLLLLLL! Reminds me of the Crododile Dundee movies.....loved them too. Thanks so much for makin my day. Now I think I will go out and cook some shrimp on the Barby.
- Jazmin > Marique February 2, 2010 at 11:06pm
  
  Marique, a shrimp is often called a prawn in Oz.
  - Marique > Jazmin February 3, 2010 at 1:59am
    
    I knew that haha, but at Marique's BBQ they are called SHRIMP. hahaha. I know all about prawn from Gordan Ramsey and Hells Kitchen....Boy can he make swearing an art form....
    - Jazmin > Marique February 4, 2010 at 12:42am
      
      Marique, SHRIMP it is for delicate ladies like us, and PRAWN for the gentlemen.
Jazmin February 2, 2010 at 1:38am

G'day, Peekay...
Thanks, mate!... ;o)
3rfl3nfqndi4s February 2, 2010 at 1:05am

LOL Jazmin, this is PRICELESS. Talk about iconoclastic. :))))) So, this is why the Aussies are all so good-humored. Since the Internationalists have taken all the fun out of flying, I'm taking the first ship to Australia. LOL Would you give me your address, please. LOL