THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION

Nothing is sacred in Australia... well, almost (my opinion)!

 

THE AUSSIE VERSION OF 'CREATION'  

 

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach..... And BBQ's...... He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good...

 

On the Second Day, God created water....for surfing, swimming > > and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good...

 

On the Third Day, God created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good...

 

On the Fourth Day, God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good...

 

On the Fifth day, God created a Bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good...

 

On the Sixth Day, God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat, and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good...

 

On the Seventh Day, God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was good ...... Well.... Almost good..... He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good..... It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!

 

IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!!!!

 

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  • hahahaha!
  • hey a shrimp here is fresh water a prawn is salt water
    • Ta, Jason. But we prefer the BIG ONES, don't we, mate? i.e. prawns are bigger than shrimps & look better on the barbie. We got the BIG PRAWN, BIG PINEAPPLE, BIG BANANA, BIG MERINO, BIG GUMBOOTS... Howzat!
  • crikies mate i ive in australia my life is not that good i better go out and get a barbie happening i need a bbq on the next shopping list.
  • COOOOOOLLLLLL! Reminds me of the Crododile Dundee movies.....loved them too. Thanks so much for makin my day. Now I think I will go out and cook some shrimp on the Barby.
    • Marique, a shrimp is often called a prawn in Oz.
      • I knew that haha, but at Marique's BBQ they are called SHRIMP. hahaha. I know all about prawn from Gordan Ramsey and Hells Kitchen....Boy can he make swearing an art form....
        • Marique, SHRIMP it is for delicate ladies like us, and PRAWN for the gentlemen.
  • G'day, Peekay...
    Thanks, mate!... ;o)
  • LOL Jazmin, this is PRICELESS. Talk about iconoclastic. :))))) So, this is why the Aussies are all so good-humored. Since the Internationalists have taken all the fun out of flying, I'm taking the first ship to Australia. LOL Would you give me your address, please. LOL
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