Humpday Humor: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"

Date: Wednesday, 26-Jun-2013

 

Feel free to add your own scandals and pass it around!! Susoni

Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"

Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17 and deaths?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the rampant voter fraud?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean that 3 or 4 of Obama's Gay boyfriends were mysteriously MURDERED when they came forward with claims he was gay too?" Bob: "No, the other one.

Jim: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"


Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the Boston Bombing?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy it was sold to the Chinese?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and right after they declared bankruptcy 3 months later the Chinese bought it?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: " Do you mean the Illegal obamacare fiasco?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Do you mean ignoring our constitutional rights?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's unconstitutional threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General
investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"


Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?" Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?" Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

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  • RIDDLE: HOW MANY MURDERERS WHO WORK FOR THE FBI, THE DHS, THE CIA, AND THE NSA DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

    Answer: 350,000 - one to screw in the lightbulb, and 349,999 to jump up and down and say "I can do that, too."

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