Daily bama jokes

Obama's NEW 2013 New Year's Resolutions:
Blame the economy on a YouTube video.
Get the Secret Service to book the victory party "entertainers."
Return the White House china and silverware.
Raise prices for Presidential Pardons.
Get back the deposit on the paper shredders.
Make Hillary Clinton start wearing a burka.
Get medical marijuana Gold Card.
Dump Chris Matthews for a younger, hotter groupie.
Raise Eric Holder's gun sales quota.
Give Joe Biden hair plugs coverage in ObamaCare.
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Obama's Greatest Achievements

Chick-fil-A's all-time record setting sales day

Takes a lot less time to pump $20 worth of gas

Jimmy Carter now seems like a great President

Keeping America's unemployment offices very busy

More people familiar with the food stamp program

Protecting entitlements for sock puppets

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  • I would like to support this humour and suggest that it is inevitable that when a politician, such as Obama is placed deliberately on a pedestal, by the PTB and media, and presented as if...AS IF....he were a messiah, or a new Mahatma Ghandi, Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Michael Jackson (errr yes, even him)....even a re-incarnation of Jesus Christ, as I read on ACC, earlier today..LOL...Then inevitably, you will find people posting deflation to counter the devotional rubbish....

    I've even heard that this political criminal in chief, is supposed to be a clone of King Tut..... ;-) LOL Now, when all these suppositions and falsehoods are generated, you have to recognise what is happening.....He's a decoy and distraction...

    Personally I find Obama comical and a mere puppet of the dark...he is a joke and should be treated as such...

    Currently he's in our faces whether we like it or not...A bit like Adolf Hitler in 1941.....But we know what can happen to such "popular" people...

     

    And "superman" was a title he gave himself, as quoted below...

     

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  • Take this down.  It is ignorant and insulting.  Haven't we had enough of the low-brain rubbish on mass media?  Aren't we sickened enough by the post-election RACE RIOT at the University of Mississippi to begin protesting when Ashtar Command is used and abused to forward a poisonous agenda?  Grow a backbone and evolve.  It won't hurt a bit.

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