One of the most exciting things I've been hearing about lately is that a ten-mile-wide spherical UFO is now parked in upper Earth orbit......According to our best, most trusted insiders, these same "tree-hugging" ETs have now been clearing out unde
"I have a hankering to watch The Pink Panther tonight-Clouseau tells his valet Kato to surprise attack him every now and then and not to stop attacking him no matter what he says-hysterical-"