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So Tuesday Night around 5:30pm Me and Kalan Sherrard Performed at Union Square Mezzanine. On the other side of the MTA musicians. I was wearing a speedo and Kalan was wearing underwear. After 30 minutes we are confronted by cops, they said leave or else. I got out my Droid and video taped Kalan. He spoke very articulately why we are allowed to be here to the Captain. After a lengthy discussion. The officer said, "Ok now leave." "or what" "or else" Kalan continues to perform. The cops leave us alone for a hour and a half, at the end we get to dance with the great Mary Magdala . There was a big crowd, everybody Clapped. We got tired and were finally ready to leave. A different Lieutenant confronts us and asks us, "what are you doing?" I tell her we're leaving. Kalan starts discussing with her that we were performing, he confronts her with a peaceful protest, so I take out the video Android. The Lieutenant quickly grabs the camera out of my hand and slams it into our granny kart. She grabbed it so quickly that I accidentally scratched her hand. She detains us and takes our liscenses. She comes back, it turns out that I have a warrant for my arrest because of a brake light I didn't fix. They use that as an excuse to send me to jail for disorderly conduct. Kalan gets to go free. I spend the night in jail, I'm the only white person. My jailmates call me Jumanji, based off the character Robin Williams played. We all slept on the dirty floor where cockroaches crawled. All of us squished up together in tiny room. Many of the jailmates were arrested for marijuana. It takes till 3:30pm on Wed. until I finally get my court case. The judge hears about my arrest from the court cop. The Judge makes an expression like this is a waist of time. She dismisses the entire case. I'm free to go like nothing happened. What I learned? That you haven't experienced the real NY until you spend one night in jail. You really get to see the inner workings of this city first hand. Check out the video of Kalan Sherrard clearly explaining why we're allowed to be here, its beautiful. This Sunday 9PM Kalan Sherrard is going to perform at goodbye blue monday . He's a brilliant performer, takes reality and askews it. JOIN US FART HEART!!

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In Betwena June 26, 2014 at 10:11am

Post by Love Portal.

So Tuesday Night around 5:30pm Me and Kalan Sherrard Performed at Union Square Mezzanine. On the other side of the MTA musicians. I was wearing a speedo and Kalan was wearing underwear. After 30 minutes we are confronted by cops, they said leave or else. I got out my Droid and video taped Kalan. He spoke very articulately why we are allowed to be here to the Captain. After a lengthy discussion. The officer said, "Ok now leave." "or what" "or else" Kalan continues to perform. The cops leave us alone for a hour and a half, at the end we get to dance with the great Mary Magdala . There was a big crowd, everybody Clapped. We got tired and were finally ready to leave. A different Lieutenant confronts us and asks us, "what are you doing?" I tell her we're leaving. Kalan starts discussing with her that we were performing, he confronts her with a peaceful protest, so I take out the video Android. The Lieutenant quickly grabs the camera out of my hand and slams it into our granny kart. She grabbed it so quickly that I accidentally scratched her hand. She detains us and takes our liscenses. She comes back, it turns out that I have a warrant for my arrest because of a brake light I didn't fix. They use that as an excuse to send me to jail for disorderly conduct. Kalan gets to go free. I spend the night in jail, I'm the only white person. My jailmates call me Jumanji, based off the character Robin Williams played. We all slept on the dirty floor where cockroaches crawled. All of us squished up together in tiny room. Many of the jailmates were arrested for marijuana. It takes till 3:30pm on Wed. until I finally get my court case. The judge hears about my arrest from the court cop. The Judge makes an expression like this is a waist of time. She dismisses the entire case. I'm free to go like nothing happened. What I learned? That you haven't experienced the real NY until you spend one night in jail. You really get to see the inner workings of this city first hand. Check out the video of Kalan Sherrard clearly explaining why we're allowed to be here, its beautiful. This Sunday 9PM Kalan Sherrard is going to perform at goodbye blue monday . He's a brilliant performer, takes reality and askews it. JOIN US FART HEART!!

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In Betwena June 26, 2014 at 10:04am

he is a street artist: http://www.maninwhitedress.com/

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Love the guy <3

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