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Swearing from a comedians perspective :)
Hey there...
I thought this blog was pretty funny....if you find swearing offensive, please don't read it.
But to me, they are just silly words :)
Cunt, fuck, shit, bugger, arse, bastard, bitch, dildo Baggins, cock porridge, rim job. If anyone
Very Funny Article From The Onion: Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity
Remember: This is a jokey type thang!
Enjoy XD
http://www.theonion.com/articles/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-day,29588/
Read more…Life's Observations
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A?
Why do old men have hair in their ears?
Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts?
Why are things typed up
Read more…Cops Get Owned!!!
Cops Get Owned!!! - Epic Pee Prank
This is just too funny, I laughed my ahhh.... you know off.
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A funny video to lighten the mood :D
took this video of my cat having a play fight with Chicko the Magpie enjoy :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_dUe0n-Rg
Read more…Advice to Live By
Advice To Live By
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully
2. Memorize your favorite poem
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want
4. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry," l
Star Trek Meets the RoadRunner
Hey Kel, this is for you, honey :) I hope you laugh your ass off like I did LOL :)
...Let us suppose that the Enterprise is doing some sort of research
mission to an unknown planet. I think the Captains Log would be worth a
look:
Captain's Log, Sta
Truisms... Laughter is the food of the soul
Salutations fellow seekers! We’ve all been feeling under the weather with all the energy being set loose in the world, and all that we are releasing and experiencing. I thought perhaps we should lighten up a bit. In that spirit, here is a lighthearte
Read more…Flock of Caribbean flamingos - eh.. hello ?
Ok I know this isn't exactly urgent news but I stumbled accross this picture of a flock of Caribbean flamingos in the Mexican province of Yucatán.. what do your thoughts tell you about this photo? .. I think these birds are a bunch of posers.. posing
Read more…Laughing Astral Projection
Hello everyone!
About a week or so ago I was playing games with some friends. I had read something really funny that caught me off guard. I laughed and it felt like the energy from the top half of my body was having a slight astral projection towards
The MERKABAH Ships of the Ashtar Command by Cmdr Lady Athena
BY COMMANDER LADY ATHENA AND THE ASHTAR COMMAND http://www.ashtarcommandcrew.net/profile/CmdrLadyAthena Dear Commanders, You have asked information about our ships and which one you might be working upon? My answer may be more than you originally…
Read more…Sananda, One Who Serves and Shoshanna - THE GREAT AWAKENING IS NOW COMING TO A CONCLUSION via James McConnell
ANCIENT AWAKENINGS Sunday Call 3/27/2022 (Sananda, OWS, & Shoshanna)James & JoAnna McConnell THE GREAT AWAKENING IS NOW COMING TO A CONCLUSION Sananda and One Who Serves channeled by James McConnellShoshanna – Joanna’s Higher Self These messages…
Read more…Ashtar, One Who Serves and Shoshanna - YOU ARE CREATING YOUR NEW REALITY via James McConnell
ANCIENT AWAKENINGS Sunday Call 3/20/2022 (Ashtar, OWS, & Shoshanna)James & JoAnna McConnell YOU ARE CREATING YOUR NEW REALITY Ashtar and One Who Serves channeled by James McConnellShoshanna – Joanna’s Higher Self These messages were given during…
Read more…Music Is Frequency Programming ..Do You Understand ..Music Is Frequency Programming..YOU HAVE BEEN FREQUENCY PROGRAMMED
Watch Video https://youtu.be/rTJVWCUpJEI
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