Anybody have any good jokes?

People,We gotta lighten up a little. Like Bill Hicks said "It's just a ride."Two ETs abduct a big, fat guy and take him onboard their space craft. They strap him down on a gurney and one ET says to the other, "Be careful. I've examined this type before. Whatever you do, don't pull his finger!"MV

You need to be a member of Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community to add comments!

Join Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community

Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • 8113967270?profile=original8113967068?profile=original

  • 8113969461?profile=original

  • 8113966284?profile=original8108762052?profile=original8113966456?profile=original

  • 8113968459?profile=original8113968472?profile=original8113968266?profile=original8108761485?profile=original8109863254?profile=original

    • esseya,

      That bizarro comic with the two dogs is the best thing I've read all year!

      It's perfect.

      MV

  •  

    This song is funny!

  • A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."

    • lmao

    • lol.............

This reply was deleted.

Topics by Tags

Monthly Archives

Latest Activity

Drekx Omega commented on Drekx Omega's blog post The Fate of the Nazi Breakaway Civilisation, After 1945
"Jenseitsflugmaschine....➙ aus Aldebaran.......🛸

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM5rYPuwNjI"
6 minutes ago
Movella left a comment on Comment Wall
"The Naked Runner is a classic. Sinatra’s restraint is so realistic and the end scene is a masterpiece.
I'm halfway through The Union on Netflix. Mark Wahlberg plays a guy from NJ (sound familiar?) who gets recruited into a world he wasn’t prepared…"
3 hours ago
Love & Joy posted a discussion
 Love Note From Archangel Michael Through Melanie Beckler Happy Valentines Day!  On this day dedicated to the frequency of the heart, Archangel Michael has a message for you: "Through holding the field of LOVE, you are placing a vote within the…
4 hours ago
AlternateEarth left a comment on Comment Wall
4 hours ago
Drekx Omega left a comment on Comment Wall
"A very good speech by Marco Rubio, at the Munich security conference.....I totally agree with what he's saying and so are many Britons.....Since 1945, Europe has been declining and it's about time that trajectory was reversed...

This will counter…"
8 hours ago
AlternateEarth left a comment on Comment Wall
"Border Chief Tom Homan Says ICE Has Found Over 3,000 Missing Migrant Children In Minnesota
https://www.infowars.com/posts/border-chief-tom-homan-says-ice-has-"
yesterday
AlternateEarth left a comment on Comment Wall
"Thanks Drexk-but the film also made me homesick for A."
yesterday
Drekx Omega left a comment on Comment Wall
"AE...Glad that you enjoyed the film...It was during the cold war, 1960s..so the British had a network of agents (Germans) in East Germany, as it was then, working for that operation....Those busy British bees...buzzing about...
On this map you can…"
yesterday
More…