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"Can't wait for the celebration 🎊 thank you folks I needed that today, party on!"
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great vision of the future, have you seen me there also with you celebrating?"
great vision of the future, have you seen me there also with you celebrating?"
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"We are hero’s and will claim our planet back, we have fully ascended in the future as a group. I have already experienced a moment in the future where we are all standing together in a horizontal line on the planet Samanet in Sirius B. We are to…"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lItkr3MR1I4&feature=related
esseya,
That bizarro comic with the two dogs is the best thing I've read all year!
It's perfect.
MV
This song is funny!
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
lmao
lol.............