Anybody have any good jokes?

People,We gotta lighten up a little. Like Bill Hicks said "It's just a ride."Two ETs abduct a big, fat guy and take him onboard their space craft. They strap him down on a gurney and one ET says to the other, "Be careful. I've examined this type before. Whatever you do, don't pull his finger!"MV

You need to be a member of Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community to add comments!

Join Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community

Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • 8113967270?profile=original8113967068?profile=original

  • 8113969461?profile=original

  • 8113966284?profile=original8108762052?profile=original8113966456?profile=original

  • 8113968459?profile=original8113968472?profile=original8113968266?profile=original8108761485?profile=original8109863254?profile=original

    • esseya,

      That bizarro comic with the two dogs is the best thing I've read all year!

      It's perfect.

      MV

  •  

    This song is funny!

  • A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."

    • lmao

    • lol.............

This reply was deleted.

Topics by Tags

Monthly Archives

Latest Activity

AlternateEarth left a comment on Comment Wall
"Heard the latest? Rubio, whose parents fled Cuba, is apparently going to there-a deal for the commies-they get away with crimes against humanity and stay on Cuba without the fear of being prosecuted (which shows they acknowledge at least human…"
43 minutes ago
AlternateEarth left a comment on Comment Wall
"Disco Dancing"
47 minutes ago
Movella left a comment on Comment Wall
"What a banger!😆"
2 hours ago
Drekx Omega left a comment on Comment Wall
"Well done Movella.......👏🏻.....Now friends, time for another musical interlude, courtesy of POTUS and his dead Ayatollah Khamenei, groove remix....😁........Grooovin', that's what we're doin'...!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶😆…"
2 hours ago
Movella left a comment on Comment Wall
"Thanks AE for sharing! Glad it was up to everybody’s standard😇"
4 hours ago
AlternateEarth left a comment on Comment Wall
"Again-thank you so much Movella for the 'Tik Tok with class!'
https://www.tiktok.com/@movellareads/video/7615403877214473494?_r=1..."
5 hours ago
Roberto Durante left a comment on Comment Wall
"Starmer is a pro-Islamist, globalist imbecile who is destroying the UK population. It's time to get rid of this parasite; he should spend the rest of his life in prison for betraying the people.…"
6 hours ago
Drekx Omega left a comment on Comment Wall
"Senator Kennedy discusses the Iran war and accurately describes how useless (armless and helpless) PM Starmer is. And how his belated offer to Trump. about how to conduct the war, is truly pathetic...Indeed I agree that Starmer is the last person…"
7 hours ago
More…