Anybody have any good jokes?

People,We gotta lighten up a little. Like Bill Hicks said "It's just a ride."Two ETs abduct a big, fat guy and take him onboard their space craft. They strap him down on a gurney and one ET says to the other, "Be careful. I've examined this type before. Whatever you do, don't pull his finger!"MV

You need to be a member of Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community to add comments!

Join Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community

Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • 8113967270?profile=original8113967068?profile=original

  • 8113969461?profile=original

  • 8113966284?profile=original8108762052?profile=original8113966456?profile=original

  • 8113968459?profile=original8113968472?profile=original8113968266?profile=original8108761485?profile=original8109863254?profile=original

    • esseya,

      That bizarro comic with the two dogs is the best thing I've read all year!

      It's perfect.

      MV

  •  

    This song is funny!

  • A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."

    • lmao

    • lol.............

This reply was deleted.

Topics by Tags

Monthly Archives

Latest Activity

AlternateEarth commented on AlternateEarth's blog post UFO Over Abandoned Airport, NJ USA
"Thanks Drexk-thanks Justin"
14 minutes ago
Movella commented on Movella's blog post A Prayer For The New Age- The Art Of Self-Realisation
"This is a reminder not to be put off this connecting with this high-tier and genuine ascended Master due to fanatical and extreme religious human stereotypes (human error), as I once was put off due to this, but now that I have communicated with…"
1 hour ago
Movella commented on Movella's blog post A Prayer For The New Age- The Art Of Self-Realisation
"Master Yeshua (Jesus) is a 6th Ray Earth Ascended Master in his own right, he is also acts as a relay for Lord Maitreya’s energies, who was once his own Master. He primarily resides in the 7D so his energies are easier to connect with for most…"
2 hours ago
Love & Joy posted a discussion
  Meditation and the Inner Celebration of Christmas By Yogananda & The Self-Ralization Fellowship Paramahansa Yogananda found great joy in wholesome holiday festivities during the Christmas season. But he emphasized that the greatest way to honor…
4 hours ago
rev.joshua skirvin posted a status
B the anchors of that higher-frequency energy that u were created 2 b,that u were born 2 b & that u intended 2 b & Remember that th
11 hours ago
rev.joshua skirvin commented on Coralie's blog post Angelic Federation News & Psychic Reading Session this Saturday!
"You only need to post once, posting twice will not bring you more $ you just take up more space others need to post 4 no $ !"
11 hours ago
Justin89636 commented on AlternateEarth's blog post UFO Over Abandoned Airport, NJ USA
"Awesome footage 😊"
15 hours ago
Coralie posted a blog post
Come hear the latest Angelic Federation News & Personal & Global Psychic Card Reading Session with Bryan this Saturday December 6.....$22    Please visit lightquest-intl.com for more information.  
17 hours ago
More…