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Posted on 06/25/2026 by EraOfLightI am Ashanti. I am Sassani.I am here to assist in first contact for humankind on Earth. You, as a member of the human race are there at this time to experience first contact. It will be an event of enormous…
Posted on 06/25/2026 by EraOfLight — Leave a reply The space-time matrix in which you’re existing, is nothing but smoke in mirrors. The very basis of physical reality is illusory in nature, as the veils of space and time cloud your perception,…
"The name of Ashtar Sheran, combines both Arabic and ancient semitic (Canaanite/Mesopotamian,) as with Ashtar, which means "the evening star" or can also refer to a sharp sword...and can be varied to Ashar or Ushtar....Note that the Babylonian…"
"The name of Ashtar Sheran, combines both Arabic and ancient semitic (Canaanite/Mesopotamian,) as with Ashtar, which means "the evening star" or can also refer to a sharp sword...and can be varied to Ashar or Ushtar....Note that the Babylonian…"
Posted on 06/25/2026 by EraOfLightBeloved people,People of this time, this turning point, and people of this special era!You were consciously born into this time to contribute your part to the Ascension process and to receive your share in the…
"A Blairite, a Brownite and a Corbynite get into a taxi and the taxi driver says, "hi Andy, where do you want to go..?"..🤣
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lItkr3MR1I4&feature=related
esseya,
That bizarro comic with the two dogs is the best thing I've read all year!
It's perfect.
MV
This song is funny!
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
lmao
lol.............