Adorable dogs with a story....my daily animal post.....enjoy and be sure to read to the end...

Dear God: It's me, the Dog

getRawMimePart?mid=300802&pid=2.2&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fphoenix.aol.com%2Fmain%3F&f=json&devId=ao1vZRv32NFKBLnz&a=%252FwQAAAAAAAC8SyUT38hM9wVH5zn91B3zkJCT6vRUuELVYWfwIN9lEPl5z9vcmnl5r3jjyt7CQlMke50116nzCj3YznjA%252FPZKjvfIDGl0pXYtkaTr6pyZFVzSwuuRCSBJmsElowmh5hD7UxA6kbE3NF8TD%252BBZo5DVX0%252FyfA%253D%253D Dear God: Is it on purpose that Our Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?
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getRawMimePart?mid=300802&pid=2.4&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fphoenix.aol.com%2Fmain%3F&f=json&devId=ao1vZRv32NFKBLnz&a=%252FwQAAAAAAAC8SyUT38hM9wVH5zn91B3zkJCT6vRUuELVYWfwIN9lEPl5z9vcmnl5r3jjyt7CQlMke50116nzCj3YznjA%252FPZKjvfIDGl0pXYtkaTr6pyZFVzSwuuRCSBJmsElowmh5hD7UxA6kbE3NF8TD%252BBZo5DVX0%252FyfA%253D%253D Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?
getRawMimePart?mid=300802&pid=2.5&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fphoenix.aol.com%2Fmain%3F&f=json&devId=ao1vZRv32NFKBLnz&a=%252FwQAAAAAAAC8SyUT38hM9wVH5zn91B3zkJCT6vRUuELVYWfwIN9lEPl5z9vcmnl5r3jjyt7CQlMke50116nzCj3YznjA%252FPZKjvfIDGl0pXYtkaTr6pyZFVzSwuuRCSBJmsElowmh5hD7UxA6kbE3NF8TD%252BBZo5DVX0%252FyfA%253D%253D Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We love a nice car ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
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getRawMimePart?mid=300802&pid=2.7&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fphoenix.aol.com%2Fmain%3F&f=json&devId=ao1vZRv32NFKBLnz&a=%252FwQAAAAAAAC8SyUT38hM9wVH5zn91B3zkJCT6vRUuELVYWfwIN9lEPl5z9vcmnl5r3jjyt7CQlMke50116nzCj3YznjA%252FPZKjvfIDGl0pXYtkaTr6pyZFVzSwuuRCSBJmsElowmh5hD7UxA6kbE3NF8TD%252BBZo5DVX0%252FyfA%253D%253D Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
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getRawMimePart?mid=300802&pid=2.10&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fphoenix.aol.com%2Fmain%3F&f=json&devId=ao1vZRv32NFKBLnz&a=%252FwQAAAAAAAC8SyUT38hM9wVH5zn91B3zkJCT6vRUuELVYWfwIN9lEPl5z9vcmnl5r3jjyt7CQlMke50116nzCj3YznjA%252FPZKjvfIDGl0pXYtkaTr6pyZFVzSwuuRCSBJmsElowmh5hD7UxA6kbE3NF8TD%252BBZo5DVX0%252FyfA%253D%253D Dear God: Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:

1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats it or after he throws it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside, and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room, and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy', so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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P.S. Dear God:

When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?

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This is really terrible. Wilcock was supposedly working on anti-gravity tech.

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