After an accident a man woke up in heaven.
God himself was at his side and asked the man for forgiveness that he is in heaven; he actually would be sent back to earth for further living.
God, the man said, please send me not back!
You must go back, your turn on earth is not over yet!
Please, God, send me not back!
Ok, said God, I`ll do you a favour. I`ll give you a short look into heaven and hell before I´ll send you back!
Hell was a loud and dark place with heavy metal music and many people, but the tables bent from many delicious meals.
Heaven was bright, classical music was playing and on a small table there were a couple of hot dogs and some cokes.
God, asked the man, tell me why in hell they have such delicious meals while in heaven is only junk food?
Well son, said God, It makes no sense for both of us cooking...
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