HOLIDAY FOR AN ATHEIST



In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

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  • hahaha...i think is funny, because both the atheist and the judge are both stupid.....the whole situation is for laugh... but it dont surprise me to see such things happen from humans...from them i expect all kinds of stupidity...lol.. :))))
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    • Thought you'd left? See you still around....:))
  • I can not says it is not funny...but it is a fact that if you are not prepared going into court that you will be chewed on.And i would say that every day that is not a religious holiday is a day for atheistic celebration. Also a atheist is not by defenition a person that does not believe in God,but rather a person that does not believe untill proven differently,or better said a atheist does not believe in what is set upon him by others.
    • A-theist is a person who isn't a part of any religious organisation, not a person who doesn't believe in God. You shouldn't even put God and religion in a same sentence... damn, I just did... :D
  • How could this be funny when it happened in a court of law...
  • That's just not funny.
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