I hope you can obtain the Avatar Elixir stashed in the golden obelisk in the
underground fortress beneath the glass mountain.

It will allow you to produce the "triple-helix" energy that will give you the power to cross
freely back and forth through the gateway between universes.

Then wild beasts will obey your commands.
Rivers will become your allies.
Every star in the sky will shine directly on you.

And if for some reason you're not able to get your hands on that Avatar
Elixir, you may be able to achieve similar results by drinking a bottle of
beer stashed in the lower left rear section of the beverage cooler at a
convenience store within five miles of your home.

Magic might be wherever you think it is.

Rob Brezsny