Make a joke about the TSA agents touching your balls and you get arrested!!!

http://www.infowars.com/tsa-loudspeakers-threaten-travelers-with-arrest-for-joking-about-security/

Travelers who crack jokes about the TSA’s ludicrous security procedures could face arrest, according to a new loudspeaker warning being broadcast at airports in the U.S.

While traveling through George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Matt Miller heard a security announcement repeatedly aired on the airport intercom that left him disturbed.

“You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest,” the loudspeaker message states.

These new loudspeaker warnings remind us that the TSA continues to excel at indoctrinating Americans to be well-behaved prisoners via obedience training – reminding them that they can be disappeared if they dare speak out of turn, even in a humorous way.

This is a totally unlawful and illegitimate violation of the First Amendment and is obviously designed to intimidate travelers and stop them from complaining about aggressive grope downs which in some cases involve TSA workers touching travelers’ genitals.

The message is clear – grovel and enjoy your genitals being groped or face arrest.

The prospect of travelers cracking jokes about airport security procedures is by no means unlikely given the increasing absurdity of the policies being enforced by the TSA.

As we reported last year, perhaps the mose ludicrous example is the TSA’s “freeze” policy, where travelers are ordered to stand in place like statues while TSA agents resolve some unexplained security threat.

The TSA has also provoked controversy by implementing other preposterous policies which have a tenuous security justification, most notably a procedure where TSA agents test travelers’ drinks for explosives after they have already passed through security and purchased beverages inside the secure area of the airport.

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  • 1984 here we come.

    • we need a non violent revolution of wordsand real prayers to topple the fiends in flesh

      • I actually agree with you Pet Rock. The government wants a violent response since they have superior fire power.

        "THE SIDE THAT FIRES FIRST OR MAKES THE FIRST NOISE WITH THEIR WEAPONS IS USUALLY THE SIDE THAT LOSES FIRST." 

        U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant Flores in 1979, at a high volume and with bad breath in my face when I checked my Colt .45 pistol during a field training exercise. 

  • another example of nazi/communist state of affairs in U.S............................oh, by the way , I dont fly so they can kiss my ass with those threats.

    • good to see you guys beginning to come back to the middle-  the US is the template for the NWO and it has to be changed at the grass roots level-a 'No' revolution concerning this brain washing from the schools, gov, propaganda media

      • ..you know, I admit that I was just ignorant of many issues in this country, but 9/11 event opened my eyes and expanded my brain powers. Even since then I am so against everything this country does to its citizens............me and my mom joke often lately : why did we run from comunist Poland in late 70's to experience this all over again in U.S.

        • it's the far left-so far they become far right-to some people control is more important than anything-this is party of hell we are living in and it, hell, has to be fought all the time-unless they are good guys from hell

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