NASA Wants To Pay You $18,000 To Stay in Bed

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theplaidzebra – Usually at some point in the day (and for some of us, multiple points) many of us find ourselves wishing we could abandon our responsibilities to return back to our beds to live out the rest of the day under a quiet refuge of blankets. Despite the guilt of chronic laziness, a day in bed sounds pretty darn relaxing—if only we could financially support ourselves by doing so.

 

 

 


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Turns out, NASA might have the answer we’re all looking for—although it might require a little more relaxation than originally imagined. NASA is currently looking for volunteers to participate in their “Bed Rest Studies”, in which participants will have to spend 70 straight days in bed, receiving $18,000 for the period of aggressive bodily atrophy. Participants are allowed to read books, Skype, play games, as well as use their phones and computers throughout the duration of the study. Pretty much anything is fair game, so long as you remain in bed, earning a cool $1,200 per week.

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So what are the exact purposes of these studies? The experiments are designed to find ways of preserving astronauts’ health and safety during periods of extended space travel. “Head down” bed rest is a good way of simulating travel through zero gravity space. Think about it, zero gravity means zero weight or strain on your muscles. It’s a more accessible way of analyzing the bodily changes that occur during space travel. This study is designed to achieve three core tasks: 1) Understanding how one’s changing physiology in space may affect the process of certain missions. 2) Understanding the impact of one’s physiological state on their ability to perform in particular tasks. 3) Preparing countermeasures to combat any impairment that these physiological conditions may impose. Within the experiment there are two study groups: exercising and non-exercising. While the exercising group will be subject to exercise training (on special equipment to maintain the laying down position), the non-exercising group will remain completely at ease. The entire duration of the study actually lasts between 97 and 105 days, depending on whether you’re a non-exercising or an exercising subject, respectively.

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For the first 13 days for non-exercising subjects and 21 days for exercising subjects, you’re able to move freely (in and out of bed) within the bed rest facility. However, after this period you will be prohibited from leaving the bed for the next 70 days, aside from a few specified tests, where you must lay with your head back and feet up. Throughout the entire duration of the study, you will be subject to bone, muscle and heart tests, as well as tests of your circulatory and nervous systems, your nutritional condition, and your body’s capacity to fight off infections. So is it worth it? Although spending two months in bed would realistically be excruciating, at least you can rest easily knowing you’re making the sacrifice of grueling laziness for the purpose of furthering human space exploration. This is the only time you could claim to have helped send the first astronauts to Mars by doing absolutely nothing but sitting on your ass.

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  • Instead of focussing their minds on developing artificial gravity aboard their spaceships, NASA seem obsessed with maintaining a gravity-free interior and so have to conduct trials to analyse the detrimental effects that muscle atrophy has on the human body...

    REAL SPACESHIPS generate their own gravity fields, inside and outside.....The crew are comfortable at all times, even during lift off...And journey times are much less, albeit it can still take months of travel to reach locations in other galaxies...YET, even so, ships are designed to be as planetary homes and that includes, food, water, shelter, companionship, work, play, meditation, and yes, GRAVITY.......It is barbaric how NASA seem to be planning for weightlessness for their astronauts, indefinitely...and so have to develop studies which examine the negative implications to human health....

  • This would drive me nuts I couldn't handle it.  Maybe a couple hours of snuggling with that special someone but after I have to get up and work lol

  • NASA Don't need to pay me to sleep in bed as I would do it for free ..mind you a beautiful Extratressistrial lady as company would be excellent ...just joking but then again NASA IS A BIG JOKE WITH ALL THEIR LIES 

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