I feel a lot of the ideas that float around in this community are actually very harmful to a person's psyche.
I don't mean to be brash, but how stingy do you have to be to think the Universe as it is isn't "good" enough for you? The Universe is a motherfucking miracle! Pardon my french. :P It is beautiful and complex and ordered. Have you ever stopped to think how much of a blessing it is to exist whatsoever? How fantastic it is that you can watch a herd of wild horses gallop across your field of view? You can grow, care for, and taste that first delectable strawberry of the season. You can remember past loves over a sensual glass of wine.
Unfortunately, you will probably never ride a Unicorn over a rainbow, but you can use that fantastic mind of yours and write a poem about it.
Next time you are out in the woods, find a flower. Look at it. Don't try to transfer healing energies to it because you can't, just look at it. Notice its specific shape and hue. Smell it. Think about how many things had to happen just so, so that you and this flower could share this moment. Millions of years of evolution or natural selection, generations upon generations of flowers. Think of its purpose. It exists to make more of itself. It uses Bees to procreate with other plants! The harmony of nature is astounding.
Now, after all of that, do we really need to keep rambling about an ascension that is never going to happen? You "ascend" when you are born. The kingdom of heaven is all around you.