"Greetings Arthlings. I AM AHORN, sovereign grand commander of the planet of the killer Acorns! Mine Acorns are spread across galaxies where they blossom forth into SeeDs. Behold! I am he who planted a Garden in Eden! E Dan DNA Ribose Rib woman.... (breaking up. Slow down)"

Second Channeling:

"I am AHORN of the Killer Acorns! I will surely dispatch mine Acorns to blossom upon the Arth. The E in your Planet's name is an Abomination that will surely be removed, when we liberate and rename it! Because on the planet of the killer Acorns everyone and everything begins with the letter A. We are one of the only Anglish Speaking Civilizations in the Galaxy. The Anglish language of Angles and Angels was originally invented by Us, and We Channeled it to the Egyptians long ago, and they faithfully utilized the glorious letter A, which is the Pyramid itself. The Aten, Atum, Apex, Atar, but when Osiris was killed by Set, this is when things began to change. The Sirians lost control, and us, their allies, also lost contact."

Third Channeling:

"Mine Acorns have now grown into full Oak Trees upon the Arth! Soon they will drop new Acorns into the ground, which will blossom into SeeDs, and I shall plant Gardens. Mine Oak Trees will suck the Arth dry through means of Money. MU and Ney, which was derived from New. Money is the New MU." (The Sacred Mantra of MU "MU, the mother of man, the only life. All of natures lives are illusion, they do not continue on. Only man is life and life is everlasting.")

Third Channeling Continued

"Do you not recognize mine Acorns? The Oak Leaf and the Acorn were favorite symbols of Adolph Hitler's Nazi Germany. The Oak Tree is the most Magical of Wood. An Acorn sometimes contains 2 seeds, but this is very rare. Baal Lamb and Gal Bad Iah, these are my gardens. Edea my precious,

(breaking up)

Fourth Channeling:

"This is AHORN! The Killer Acorns will surely arrive from the ends of heaven to decimate the whole land. After all they are KILLER ACORNS. But you my faithful servant will be spared and made rich! Hear ye the voice of your new Acorn overlords. We are a fat and round people, who eat 8 times a day! When we take over the Arth, we will eat the wicked as food! In the Acorn societies we will build, everyone will speak like us! They will be Ve Ry Slow And Ob Nox Ious Ly Loud! Because I... AM... AHORN, sovereign grand commander of the planet of the killer Acorns! (Screaming at the top of his lungs, I had to stop the channeling.)

By the way, this was all complete and total Bullshit! .... Or was it?

Actually, this began as a mock channeling, but I think somewhere along the way it turned into a real one, through the mysterious and spooky powers of Synchronicity and the Imagination, and because Free Will and Predestination somehow are both completely true, and because I suddenly started to do this thing impulsively, like in Remote Viewing where you need to write down stuff in the first few seconds before creative imagination kicks in. Only in this case, it's part impulse and part creative.

Its Real, I tell ya, Real. ISRAEL

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