MYSTERY MISSILE LAUNCHED NEAR PENTAGON
BREAKING NEWS IN UFO WARS
At approximately 12:12 AM EST, a mystery missile was witnessed by passerbys in the early hours of the morning.
The missile's launch was traced to an area in close proximity to the Pentagon. Pentagon officials are refusing that they were responsible, and claim the object was simply an exploded weather balloon. Sources claim the Pentagon are running terrified, not knowing who gave the all-clear for launch. Witnesses are not convinced by the official's statement and insist the object they filmed was clearly some kind of alien missile. Watch the footage and decide for yourselves!
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HAHAHA!!! i'm sure it was just something to laugh at, don't worry about it, their not actually launching penguins from the ocean disguised as rockets haha...
unless there actually was a missile being launched, in that case, still dont worry about it, were in good hands.
HAHAHA!!! awesome... the launch of the penguins.. there is no more march haha.. he must be gasy, I didnt know they ate beans. ;).
Now that is seriously foreign! We have to begin evasive action! Immediately! Launch counter attack!