Tell me something funny

Once God was in the mood of asking some humans to tell him something funny.

Well, said a man, I know someone who was gay.

Stop that, said God, that ain`t funny. Shut up!

Ok, said onother one, there was a man with a long dick.

No, shut up, said God, that

You might remember this

The reason every human came here at this very place and time is they want to take part of what is actually happening.

And if you are honest to have an relaxed mind you will fucking discover this - you can`t explain why you got awakened while others do

Jesus through John Smallman ~ When you see what has been hidden from you for so long, your Spirits will rise...

**When you see what has been hidden from you for so long, your Spirits will rise** May 6, 2012 ~ Jesus through John Smallman

The oneness of humanity is becoming ever more apparent to you as your scientific research continues to produce incontrovertibl

John Smallman ~ You find yourselves feeling more hopeful and more upbeat in spite of the chaos...

May 2012 Spiritual Energies - Channeled Angel & Tarot Card Psychic Reading.

Spiritual Energies for May 5th & 6th, 2012 (Wesak Weekend) - Channeled Angel & Tarot

Bill Wood And Eva Moore – New Information On The Mass Arrests – 6 May 2012

http://lucas2012infos.wordpress.com/2012/05/06/bill-wood-and-eva-moore-new-information-on-the-mass-arrests-6-may-2012/

Bill Brockbader video released (bombshells dropped)

So here it is folks, he had to split it into 6 videos to get it all uploaded. But the cards are on the table, read em and weep.

Of course I never really had any doubts, maybe only in the last couple months, but ive been able to sense energy. And that'

Massive rise in chemtrails while we sleep in the Caribbean all coming from Puerto Rico : EXACTLY who is giving orders to poison other countries???

Whilst sleeping outside on my boat, due to the lack of wind and the heat, i set up to sleep on my deck

So midnight and a layer of cloud visible due to the full moon which was just visible through the thin clouds.

the next thing is a sound of a plane du

The New Banking System has been announced in Europe!!

I've GREAT NEWS to share with all of you:

Important changes within the european banking system have now finally been officially announced (by info letters) to all owners of bank accounts (at least in Germany)!!

Today I looked into my mailbox and found

Libertarianism and Religious Freedom-Freedom from PC

Lately we have heard about bamas rants aginst the Catholic Churc but leftists like him will go all the way like communist dictators to destroy any type of individuality.  It's all in the history books, until 'they' get a hold of what your kids are ta

DONT WAIT... CREATE! We know how to manifest perfection, so what are you waiting for?

We are going to need everyones help in putting positive images and positives vibes into the whole, so please start now. Under the light of this full moon we must MAKE it happen. Some people are still manifesting weak realities for themselves, so be t

What makes my heart jump!

Everytime I hear a €> bird singing <3 I feel a torrent of love rushing out of my heart.

Thank you so much dear Birds for enriching so many days with your beautiful voices!

If you only knew how much you helped me with finding back to love and harmony...

Wow Cinco de mayo or MAY 5, 2012 the nightsky is VERY ACTIVE lightships of our brothers and sisters!!

OMG! It is a fail for not video taping a few I saw when I was on my roof of my house just talking to myself or praying and meditating and also looking at stars and the moon lol :) then randomly in acouple of minutes which I was expecting  a few light

Catholic Church Faces Disruption and Banishment as Irish Cardinal set to resign

Big news folks.........more signs of changes.

Catholic Church Faces Disruption and Banishment as Irish Cardinal set to resign

A Communiqué from ITCCS International
Brussels and Dublin:

The Roman Catholic Church fa

PLEASE REREAD THIS DISCUSSION THANKS! then go to "Ready to tell my story"

I'm so glad I stayed! What a difference a day makes. We are not individuals, we are ONE. Separation is an illusion and I apologize for my part in deception. I can only do what is right from this moment on. Or rather do nothing and all will be done :)

The Ancients knew that the body of a human was similar to the body of the planet and like our bodies, the Earth is very sensitive to human consciousness.

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"The Ancients knew that the body of man was similar to the body of the planet and like our bodies, the Earth is very sensitive to human consciousness. In both, there exists an intricate network of invisible ganglia, radiating out like a spider's web

The sun is very interested in your evolution, for as you evolve, you feed everything that you do back to the sun as it touches you.

What happened to the chat?

What happened to the chat?

I'm really missing the chat here on ashtarcommandcrew.net!

Please reply to this if you want it to be re-introduced, too.

We really need to connect - and the chat was a very nice way to accomplish this!

Random pictures from our past and present.