Humour & Playground (477)
ODD MEANINGS OF WORDS
ODD MEANINGS OF WORDS
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A m
Views: 7
'If You're Laughing, You're Living...Longer' by Dr. Al Sears
The following email message from Dr. Al Sears (www.alsears.com) was copied & pasted here:
[PLEASE NOTE: HUMOUR IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!]
Al Sears, MD |
July 27, 2010 |
Dear Jazmin,
Do you want to hear the
Read more…
Views: 0
Looking for a Twin Flame/Soulmate
I am looking for a twin flame with the following qualities:
1- She must be a Multi-Dimensional, Inter Gallactic Universal Cosmic being.
2- She must have the beautiful face of a Pleiadian.
3- She must have the beautiful body of an Andromedian.
4- She must
Read more…
Views: 7
The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor's Ass
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind
Read more…
Views: 1
Since Laughter is the Best Medicine----Let's Medicate---Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Noah's Ark
1) Don't miss the boat;
2) Remember we are all in the same boat;
3) Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark;
4) Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big;
5) Don't listen to critics;
6) Build
Read more…
Views: 0
'WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...' by Anonymous
WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. M
Views: 1
Consumption
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Coventry.
The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years go. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with
Views: 0
Greetings to all with Dragonland - Contact, haven't been here for awhile
Hello all. I haven't been active on the site for a long time, couple of months. I had some problems and didn't really have the will to do..well, anything really... I was going through a tough period, but I learned a lot and gained a lot of experience
Read more…
Views: 12
A Brazilian Baby Dancing to the Beat
Just BEing the Love that he is. :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0AamE1Bxs&feature=related
Read more…
Views: 0
The Illuminati Control You
When I first watched this vlog I thought maybe the creator was just breaking down in programming because of a serious information overload, but it turns out that he's just pulling a Glenn Beck.
Youtube Channel - The Amazing Atheist
Views: 3
Disclosure has to wait...
Disclosure or Aliens comming and saying hello have to wait....It's THE WORLD CUP in SOUTH AFRIKA. :)))
Read more…
Views: 2
Twitter - "@BPGlobalPR"
Well I might be the last person to hear of this, but in case I'm not, go to:
http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr
Very innovative protest action - genuis! : )
And here is the story of the guy behind it:
http://streetgiant.com/2010/06/02/leroy-stick-the-man-b
Read more…
Views: 1
WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES
WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
Views: 1
A Crystal Ball!
This little link is like a crystal ball.
Type in any word to form a question and you will be surprised, so have fun!!
Type in any word to form a question and you will be surprised, so have fun!!
http://www.solvalou.com/misc_whatis.php Read more…
Views: 0
The MERKABAH Ships of the Ashtar Command by Cmdr Lady Athena
BY COMMANDER LADY ATHENA AND THE ASHTAR COMMAND http://www.ashtarcommandcrew.net/profile/CmdrLadyAthena Dear Commanders, You have asked information about our ships and which one you might be working upon? My answer may be more than you originally…
Read more…
Views: 3166
Sananda, One Who Serves and Shoshanna - THE GREAT AWAKENING IS NOW COMING TO A CONCLUSION via James McConnell
ANCIENT AWAKENINGS Sunday Call 3/27/2022 (Sananda, OWS, & Shoshanna)James & JoAnna McConnell THE GREAT AWAKENING IS NOW COMING TO A CONCLUSION Sananda and One Who Serves channeled by James McConnellShoshanna – Joanna’s Higher Self These messages…
Read more…
Views: 1543
Ashtar, One Who Serves and Shoshanna - YOU ARE CREATING YOUR NEW REALITY via James McConnell
ANCIENT AWAKENINGS Sunday Call 3/20/2022 (Ashtar, OWS, & Shoshanna)James & JoAnna McConnell YOU ARE CREATING YOUR NEW REALITY Ashtar and One Who Serves channeled by James McConnellShoshanna – Joanna’s Higher Self These messages were given during…
Read more…
Views: 741
Music Is Frequency Programming ..Do You Understand ..Music Is Frequency Programming..YOU HAVE BEEN FREQUENCY PROGRAMMED
Watch Video https://youtu.be/rTJVWCUpJEI
Read more…
Views: 4003
Copyright Policy: Always Include 30-50% of the source material and a link to the original article. You may not post, modify, distribute, or reproduce in any way any copyrighted material, trademarks, or other proprietary information belonging to others without obtaining the prior written consent of the owner of such proprietary rights. If you believe that someone's work has been copied and posted on Ashtar Command in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, please Contact Us and include the links to these pages and relevant info.
Latest Activity
The New Age Movement begun in the late '70s-80's was attractive to many of us in our 20's because of the dogmatism and bland rituals of the churches-though Christian Churches are great for our society in general. We wanted to expand spirtually so…
"yeah Drexk-very creepy astral denizens walking among us"
"they need their own nuke reactor
https://www.infowars.com/posts/data-centers-hiding-in-spy-country-n..."
https://www.infowars.com/posts/data-centers-hiding-in-spy-country-n..."
Transforming Doubt By Archangel Metatron With Natalie Glasson Greetings to you beloved beings of light, I am Archangel Metatron. It is a joy to be in your presence today. I invite you now to acknowledge your own being and body and acknowledge my…
Drekx stated:
A daily ritual is completed by the Council of Nine, which maintains this galaxy, as a functioning whole..The NINE are all…
Hey Everyone! Join us this weekend for the New! Paramagnetic Alignments and Teleportation session…and a special Ashtar Command Magic Teeth and Gums seminar with lots…
So much is changing through the world and inconvenience for the people…
| Source It…
