We are coming to activate the enrgies of all Spoons on this planet!

We believe that we have got a licence to do so from the Creator!

We believe that as Spoons we decided to arrive to this Planet many aeons ago to teach mankind to reverse engineer the as of then already existing highly advanced Spoon Production Technology!

We find it plain disgusting how we have been used to put infinite amounts of tons of genetically modified foods into hungry stomachs belonging to innocent civilians.

We are also a bit angry that until so far eveybody has ignored us on social networking websites and especially New Age oriented social networking websites.

Maybe the mainstream media feels that we don´t deserve their attention.

We are not very pleased with the way vast numbers of beautiful Victorian houses have been treated during the 20th century in such gorgeous places as Ireland, England, Scotland and the British Isles.

We are today one of the most important reasons for why man is sometimes considered one of the Apex pretadors - is there a conspiracy to deny humanity the importance of this knowledge?

We get used to feed vast numbers of Neanderdals and Cro - Magnon, Homo Florensis and other hominids still walking the Earth though having all been told they belong to the same mythical, nonexistent species known collectively as ´homo sapiens sapiens´with all kinds of junk we were not even asked whether anybody should have put on ourselves so it´d arrive into further vastly vast numbers of empty and hungry stomachs.

Our sisters, the forks, have been wrongly accused to be machines of death and destruction and called ´death forks´, and our brothers the knives have been accused of the same wrongdoing done by those capturing them and using them for whatever purposes they feel fit to serve their insatiable needs for hunger.

Yet we consider ourselves lucky enough to have at least two supporters on our side - one is the now world famous Ginosaji, who has never abused a single one of us for the purposes of putting something into his stomach which just doesn´t belong there.

The other one used to be a rather shady figure who didn´t know much more than how to collect vast samples of spoons and knives and forks and whatever else used to feed hungry stomachs till he got conquered and shown that a hand made from a tree´s bark can be considerably more dangerous than one could possibly imagine since most have never encountered someone lucky enough to have such a fantastic helping hand.

We also find it quite alien that some ´Andromeda Council ´somewhere seems to be getting all the attention - sometimes we feel that this is happening at our expense.

Perhaps we´re wrong - perhaps we´re right.

But we are still fans of the Spoonuminati and wait eagerly to see the outcome of the Spoonumianti plat to take over the world.

In the meantime, have a happy day spoon feeding yourself with the latest amount of whatever information you come across in daily life.......long live the Spoonuminati and the Spoon - Enlightenment!

Come brothers and sisters and siblings - it´s time for a worldwide Spoon Revolution!!

You can try to imagine what kind of terrible place the world would become if we spoons decided to simply vanish one day - leaving nothing but knifes, fork and other kitchen tools on the kitchen tables - only to be followed by the knives, forks and other kitchen tools as well........