Why I love Ashtar Command

I just came back from a long walk in Nature. I opened up my Laptop  and saw a 5 Page long discussion about Somebody turning into reptillian and being older than the universe. This is the funniest thing I've heard this week. Ashtar Command never disappoints. Every now and than I stumble across something like this here and I think to myself, yep this is it this is Free Speech it is to be processed with the heart only. I guess I called for it as I was just complaining yesterday that I haven't heard a new Joke in Ages and surely the Universe is never too late to materialize what you put your focus on. 

Here's one I made earlier hope you like it.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Mildly Interesting"

"Mildly Interesting Who?"

"Mildly Interesting Joke"

:) I like it :)

Namaste

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      • Maybe so....It sure reads as ridicule to me.  To get a laugh is one thing, but to make a public post about it is another.  Seems, well, cruel.

  • :D I love this great website and its members, too! <3

    I guess I moved into the right direction and are now very happy to live in Berlin.

    What a wonderful difference...

    People are usually indeed much more tollerant and nice here. :)

  • And this morning's Joke is a big 10x for All our Indian friends.

    Thank you for giving us the example how multiple religions and cultures can co-exist in peaceful co-creation and preserve ancient knowledge. And thank you for Gandhi. But must of all thank you for making our lives colorful. 

    Stupid Joke: Indian Telephone Operator

    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

    The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

    Mujibar said, "I am ready."

    The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."

    The Manager said, "Go ahead."

    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

    Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.

    This page printed from: http://mistupid.com/jokes/page100.htm

    Always remember to pink-up your Life :)

    Namaste

  • Oh yeah know your Dragons too, I have one White that is Female and one Purple that is Male and they like to zoom around in my Toroidal field chasing tails they're so fun too :)

  • Ashtar site never disappoints, its full of everything....................

  • !0x a Milion Smiles Kat,

    Nothing ever happens by chance, everything is flowing smoothly on the manifold of the Divine Synchronicity for Gaia's Ascension. As you were writing this here is what I was looking @. http://imgur.com/r/mildlyinteresting/EottKzr

    Butterflies have been a long chain of synchronicity on their own for me lately too long to write down.

    Today I posted this http://patcegan.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/lizzard-and-butterfly.jpg and someone asked what sort of lizard is this and I replied the first thing what popped in my mind which was "a synchronistic lizard" :)

    And the only incarnation of mine that comes instantly to my side every time I call it /and right now too :)/and that I can visualize in high detail is a Unicorn with Wings caller Ayron.

    Every time someone calls me delusional or crazy my cheeks blush for I take it as Compliment for I know this means I am doing well shattering the Matrix.

    Love & Kisses

    Ani

    Namaste :)

    • EottKzr.jpg

      lizzard-and-butterfly.jpg

      • Oh, and the latest channeling from the Mothership after yet another mind-bogglingly synchronistic talk I just had. "If you wonder how to channel the most light down on Gaia just laugh there isn't anything more radiant than a smile :)" And just now as I was about to hit the reply button. It's 3.31 here but obviously my neighbors just woke up and played Sweet Child in Time 

        http://www.lyrics007.com/Deep%20Purple%20Lyrics/Child%20In%20Time%2...

        I always wanted a tattoo that says "Wait for" on the left forearm and "the Ricochet" on the right :)

        Ooooooh Aaaaaaah I love this Universe :)

         

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