..............one glorious day , somewhere in Greece , the great king Alexander's army was stopped by a naked man laying in the middle of the their destination and a field of flowers.
The great king Alexander got very mad that his advancing army was stopped by anyone. Enraged king charged the naked man and shouted :
I am great Alexander, conquarer of entire world, how dare you stop me !
Dionoses : Forgive me , noble man but you block my sun and I need my solar energy..........
That enraged the king even further, and he shouted :
I am the great king, master of Macedonia, Greece, Germania, Spaniards ! he shouted
Dionoses : My dear king, what will you do after you conquer all of Greece ?
Alexander : I will conquer Egipt, All of Arabia and Orient ! young king proudly declared...............
..................Dionoses with calm asks the king :
And what will you do after you own the world ?
After the a moment of thinking , Alexander said :
I will retire to my gardens, harvest my fruit and live happily ever after................................
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Unfortunately , the great Alexander never saw his palace and gardens again, fallen in a battle just months after encounter with great sage and philosopher Dionosis...............................
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yes most often thats the way to bath unless you like wearing your undies when washing lol pardon the pun, i just had to say that.
..........and Dionoses lived for many , many more yrs, tending his garden, orchard, bathing in a creek and having solar baths naked every morning......................................