The Pants That Fit Well

A grasshopper is not so much like an hare or a rat. If you want to catch one but you know not exactly where it is, just brush the grass randomly. Pop! It will jump up as if to say 'don't catch me'. Try that with the hare hiding in some bush and it will laugh its ass out! It knows the idiot is realy not seeing me like he is pretending. This animals, rat, cat, hare etc are very clever. Waite you get bored with brushing the bush like a blind guy. Remember that it is already seeing you and monitoring your eyes! Look sideways a bit and it shoots out like an arrow! It leaves the moron to brush the empty bush for another 1 hour. Meanwhile, the hare is now 5 kilomiters away!!You might think that man is clever enough to exterminate any other animal. Your wrong!! To kill all lizards, rats, hares etc, he will have to use suicide bombs! If five guys went with clubs, knives, dogs etc trying to catch an hare, it is likely that all of them will come back nose bleeding, minus some teeth, fingures etc. The hare on the other hand is 10 km away! When it comes to wrong footing, so tough is this animal that if it could play the ball, it would dribble past the whole field of Brazilian geniuses! Our guys will be kicking one another.Anyway, lets come back to the topic. Our grasshopper jumping out from the hidding when no one is even seeing it reminds me of a story of a woman who had two extra illegal husbands. One night, one of the illeagal husbands knocked at the door. Then he was welcomed in. As they were trying to make some love, they heard yet another knock. It was the other illeagal husban. The woman told the guy, quickly climb the roof, thats my husband. Now when the other husband came and tried to make love, yet another knock came, now the true husband. She told the illeagal one to hid under the bed. When the true husband came, he ask her, do you realy love me? The wife said I swear, even he who is up (meaning God) knows it all. Suddenly, the man hiding in the roof shouted no! There is another one under the bed who knows, not me!

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