The Maine Wife

THE Maine WIFEThree men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.The second man had married a woman from KENTUCKY . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.The third man had married a beautiful girl from MAINE. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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    • I knew you would get a kick out of the joke, I sure did. hahaha
      • Hi Kerry

        On the bright side it is very beautiful! I won't tel ya that i have been surfing with no need for a wetsuit in warm sunny Summer temperatures then! ;-)
        • You BRAT......Kerry and I ought to fly right there and get you and throw you in one of our 7 foot snowbanks and see how ya like it, hahaha...well the good news is by the end of march I will be back in tropical weather myself, back in Florida. So a reprieve is in sight for me, yippee. maybe I can smuggle Kerry in the moving van and give her an escape too, hehe.
          • Hey Marique!

            That sounds like fun! ;-)
            Actually, i am a bit odd - i like the cold! Love snow and snow skiing too!
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