The Maine Wife

THE Maine WIFEThree men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.The second man had married a woman from KENTUCKY . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.The third man had married a beautiful girl from MAINE. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

"Hamas is at it again;

Public executions after Trump leaves Hamas in control of Gaza
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/public-executions-trump-leaves-..."

"Hamas is at it already-public executions of non-Hamas clans who gained territory during the conflict and suspected collaborators-and why the H did the US give them $billions over the decades?
After Trump declares ‘war is over,’ Hamas executes rivals…"

"Red China is a basket case, greatly overrated by many establishment figures, in western countries....
Truth is, the CCP hates the west and will never play fair in any joint sphere of activity, including business, trade, science, et al..
About time…"

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- Marique > Cedric February 23, 2009 at 1:01pm
  
  I knew you would get a kick out of the joke, I sure did. hahaha
  - Barron > Marique February 24, 2009 at 12:50am
    
    Hi Kerry
    
    On the bright side it is very beautiful! I won't tel ya that i have been surfing with no need for a wetsuit in warm sunny Summer temperatures then! ;-)
    - Marique > Barron February 24, 2009 at 2:37am
      
      You BRAT......Kerry and I ought to fly right there and get you and throw you in one of our 7 foot snowbanks and see how ya like it, hahaha...well the good news is by the end of march I will be back in tropical weather myself, back in Florida. So a reprieve is in sight for me, yippee. maybe I can smuggle Kerry in the moving van and give her an escape too, hehe.
      - Barron > Marique February 24, 2009 at 5:23am
        
        Hey Marique!
        
        That sounds like fun! ;-)
        Actually, i am a bit odd - i like the cold! Love snow and snow skiing too!

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