Once a guy had a dream God spoke to him.
He was in his 30s, and God asked him to do him a favour.
Lord, the man said, grant me a nice death without suffering. I want to die laughing with a joke on my lips!
Why not, said God, it shall happen this way.
The man died when he was 83 drowning in his bath tub.
When he came to God he complained on why the Lord had not fulfilled his death wish as He promised.
Well, said God, I don`t know how to explain it properly. You was not really funny in your life. Instead, you took all life affairs very serious.
And I thought, God continued, I should grant you a serious death too.
This ain`t funny, the man said rolling with his eyes.
Oh yes it is, said God, looking in the eyes of a serious jackass like you is always fun.
You mean, you had fun, the man replied?
You should have known before your death, God said.
Moo!
Jackass, said God and huged him...
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