The Bible is a Troll

It also says that god put Adam into a deep sleep and then he/she/IT/they/them took from Adams rib and formed Eve ,his twin flame? Out of all the body parts god could have taken out of Adam, he used the rib? why not take Eve out of his toe or his finger or maybe out of his brain? Why couldnt Adam just sneeze Eve out of his nose?Anybody that knows anything about twin flames knows that the rib is only a symbol of the white fire core of being inside the nucleus of an Atom/Adam in which twin flames once existed as One inside that Atom,so twin flames come out of the same Atom and therefore share the same electronic blueprint of Identity that no other Atoms,Adams and Eves, share.Jesus said >I AM The way The Truth and The Life,he didnt say the bible was the way the truth and the life,he said I AM ,meaning that each individuals own inner I AM Prescence is the way the truth and the life,but the bible is helpfull if taken as symbols and alagories, but taken literaly then you miss the whole point.But after god put Adam to sleep, it never says he woke up .

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Luke Skywalker March 14, 2011 at 4:22am

I have eaten many apples in my life. I like the taste of apples.. in fact, I am eating an apple right now ! .. apparently Adam and I have that in common...I have eaten apples from the tree, from the ground.. even ones with worms in them but I have never been with a girl called Eve... that is a fact that nobody can deny...and the reason I can say that is because you dont know me from Adam.
CaptinSayzarzillion March 13, 2011 at 10:45pm

WHO ASKED YOU FOR YOUR COMMENT kEL? yOU WENT FROM A BIG WHALE FISH TAIL /FIN, TO A DANDALION IN A FIELD OF FLOWERS, DIDNT ANYONE EVER WARN YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM PLASTIC SURGERY? OBVIOUSLY NOT!
Pichu March 13, 2011 at 10:26pm

The bible is a bunch of stories told by all kinds of people, it's a book of poems, which can be interpreted in so many ways by so many who have read it.

Don't blame the bible, blame the ones who decide to foolishly take every literal word for granted, actually don't blame it at all! Just love them, fools need love.
- CaptinSayzarzillion > Pichu March 19, 2011 at 2:42am
  
  actually, the garden of eden story is symbolic of you and your twin flame, Adam and Eve happens over and over again an infinite number of times forever and forever without end,God is the one who created the serpent in the garden of eden and God is the one who taught the serpent what to say to Adam and Eve,this was all planned and predestined by God so that man and woman could learn and exspereince good and evil and know it for themselves,and then to know the tree of life upon the altar of the spinal cord ,Jesus never mentioned the word "bible",niether did Moses or Elijah or even King Solomon,so, who invented the word "bible"?Not Jesus, thats for sure!
CaptinSayzarzillion March 13, 2011 at 9:23pm

Well Rae, at least you are workin on your sense of HUmor and thats good,but where did you find your sense of HUmor?Also i wanted to apologize to god about that last comment,i used the small g in the word god when i was suppose to use the biG G in the word God,sorry about that god, i hope you are not offended?
CaptinSayzarzillion March 13, 2011 at 9:17pm

It also says that god put Adam into a deep sleep and then he/she/IT/they/them took from Adams rib and formed Eve ,his twin flame? Out of all the body parts god could have taken out of Adam, he used the rib? why not take Eve out of his toe or his finger or maybe out of his brain? Why couldnt Adam just sneeze Eve out of his nose?Anybody that knows anything about twin flames knows that the rib is only a symbol of the white fire core of being inside the nucleus of an Atom/Adam in which twin flames once existed as One inside that Atom,so twin flames come out of the same Atom and therefore share the same electronic blueprint of Identity that no other Atoms,Adams and Eves, share.Jesus said >I AM The way The Truth and The Life,he didnt say the bible was the way the truth and the life,he said I AM ,meaning that each individuals own inner I AM Prescence is the way the truth and the life,but the bible is helpfull if taken as symbols and alagories, but taken literaly then you miss the whole point.But after god put Adam to sleep, it never says he woke up .
Rune. H March 13, 2011 at 8:17pm

I believe that adam, eve and the snake are a reptilian story. Set to make mankind feels like sinners and looser

The symbolic snake was a Reptilian. Adam and Eve was Reptilians, or at least Reptilian Hybrid..
- Uhhuh~ > Rune. H March 14, 2011 at 3:03am
  
  I too believe in the part that Bible is "set to make mankind feels like sinners and looser". You hit the spot. AMEN!
  
  I feel sorry to those die hards who chants their prayer asking for forgiveness so they'll be brought to heaven upon their deaths. LMAO. Reminds me of "Da Vinci Code", ya know the apostle who kills and prays to god to forgive him? LMAO.
  
  Bible and religion is for those who can't think for themselves.
  
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  don't get me wrong. Of course I believe in the Creator All That Is, but never in the fake gods of the major religions.
Eric March 13, 2011 at 12:54pm

The 24hour day wasn't even fathomed when Moses wrote Genesis. Man Concieved Time as we know it to keep track of Ships. Its interesting how things can be interpreted eh?

I comepletely concur with James. Its good to Be Sirius sometimes ;)

Its funny to think if you'd said something like "The Bible is a Troll" about.. 300 "years" ago, how different reactions would be. Fyi, Satan is a Troll ;), not the Bible.. God is of Love, and dislikes Pain and Suffering as Much as us.

Much Love and Harmony.
Soulz83 March 13, 2011 at 10:51am

Sorry Rae =) I love your lightheartedness xX