How Woo Woo Are You?
Take this simple quiz to find out.
1.. You know how to clean your chakras.
2.. Prayer flags adorn your backyard.
3.. Your voicemail greeting says Namaste.
4.. You talk to your plants and they answer you.
5.. You use the words resonate or vibration in your daily speech.
6.. You own a deck of animal/spirit/angel/tarot cards (any or all).
7.. You know what a backjack is.
8.. You've consulted a pet psychic.
9.. You live in Marin, Boulder, Amherst, Sedona, or possibly Los Angeles.
10.. You own more than 10 different kinds of herbal tea.
11.. You have an altar in your office.
12.. Your cell phone ring is Ram Ram Sita Ram.
13.. You've done a Vision Quest.
14.. You know the word Ho means more than just a hooker on the street.
15.. You know who you've been in past lives, and who you'll be in future ones.
16.. You won't date someone based on what sign they are.
17.. You have embraced your inner child.
18.. All your vacation time is spent on retreat.
19.. You own property in an Intentional Community.
20.. You own several crystals and believe they wield special healing powers.
21.. Your dog goes to Doggie Yoga.
22.. You know tantra isn't something a 2 year old throws.
23.. You have used a pendulum to determine the sex of your child when pregnant.
24.. You wear different aromatherapy scents on different days to alter your moods.
25.. You have legally re-named yourself with a one-word name. (for example, Tree)
26.. You have been to see a psychic, palm reader, clairvoyant, or channeler.
27.. You are a psychic, palm reader, clairvoyant, or channeler.
28.. You have become a kabbahlist and wear the required red yarn bracelet to keep evil spirits away. If you follow this trend to imitate Madonna (see #25) you might actually be in another category called wanna be woo-woo, also known as 'L.A. pretend spirituality'.You probably also have a bumper sticker that says 'Save Tibet' even though you know nothing of the true politics behind it.
29.. You own a pair of reflexology slippers.
30.. You saw "What the Bleep" more than twice.
31.. You are intimately involved with your shadow material (the one in your psyche, not the one on the sidewalk when it's sunny).
32.. Your Pavlovian response to a bell is to bow.
33.. You have been re-birthed.
34.. You regularly sage your house/car/workspace.
35.. You have feng shui'd your house/car/workspace.
36.. You have both solstices and equinoxes marked in your Palm Pilot and throw ritual celebrations marking their passing.
37.. You will or won't move into a new home based on how the address adds up in numerology.
38.. You regularly consult your dead ancestors and live by their advice.
39.. You know what dowsing is.
40.. You spend more time talking to your spirit guides than your real friends.
41.. You know what color your aura is.
42.. You base life decisions on whether or not mercury is in retrograde.
43.. You've been through The Landmark Series, A Course in Miracles, Eckankar, or EST.
44.. You have your massage therapist, Reiki practitioner, acupuncturist, and chiropractor in your cell phone.
45.. You know your number on the Enneagram, your soul type, and your Ayurvedic type.
46.. You have a spiritual guru and you travel across the earth to see them.
47.. When the officer asks you what happened? You respond, "I manifested an accident."
48.. You have a "Clean 10 Get 1 Free" Frequent Colonic card at the Light as Feather Colonic Parlor.
49.. Life without mantras/prayers has no meaning at all.
50.. You are, or you employ, a Life Coach.
51.. Finally, You found yourself thinking, "Doesn't everyone?" to most of these questions!
Scoring
1-12 You Haven't Drunk the Woo-Juice Yet
13-25 On the Road to Woo-Ville
26-39 Woo Hoo!
40-51 One With the Woo-niverse
Replies
:)
my cats teach tai chi!
and my dogs are both reincarnated ascended masters( not that they've actually said that... Ascended masters tend to use words sparingly)
enjoy
love the dog!
Totally one with the Woo-naverse :) <3
