The connection between Santa Claus, Satan, Sanat Kumara, and the Second Coming of Jesus. Is Santa the true spiritual ruler of this world? Is he Zeus, Yahweh, Lucifer? The God with the white beard, who judges the whole world from above? Red and White are the Pope's colors... The World is owned by Santa Claus... now that's a conspiracy theory.
Similiarites between Santa Claus and Jesus and/or the Lord
http://www.cuttingedge.org/News/n1132.cfm
1. Has white hair like wool (Rev 1:14) 1. Has white hair like wool
2. Has a beard (Isaiah 50:6) 2. Has a beard
3. Comes in red apparel Isaiah (63:1-2) 3. Comes in red apparel
4. Hour of His coming is a mystery (Luke 12:40; Mark 13:33) 4. Hour of his coming is a mystery
5. Comes from the North where He lives (Ezekiel 1:4; Psalm 48:2) 5. Comes from the North where he lives: North Pole
6. Is a carpenter (Mark 6:3) 6. Is a toy carpenter
7. Comes as a thief in the night (Matthew 24:43-44) 7. Comes as a thief in the night. Even gains entrance to homes as a thief.
8. Omnipotent -- all powerful (Rev 19:6) 8. Omnipotent -- can deliver all the toys of the world in one night
9. Omniscient -- knows all (Hebrews 4:13; 1 John 3:20) 9. Omniscient -- knows if you have been good or bad, for the entire year
10. Omnipresent (Psalm 139:7-10; Ephesians 4:6; John 3:13) 10. Omnipresent -- sees when you wake or sleep. Has to be everywhere at once to be able to deliver all the toys in one short night.
11. Ageless, eternal (Rev 1:8; 21:6) 11. Lives forever
12. Lives in men (1 Cor 3:16; 2 Cor 6:16-17) 12. Lives in the hearts of children
13. Giver of Gifts (Ephesians 4:8) 13. Giver of Gifts
14. Absolute Truth (John 14:6) 14. Absolute Fable - (1 Tim 1:4; 4:7; 2 Tim 4:4)
15. Sits on a throne (Rev 5:1; Heb 1:8) 15. Sits on a throne
16. We are told to boldly go to the throne of Grace for our needs (Heb 4:16) 16. Children are bidden to approach his throne to ask for anything they want
17. Commands children to obey parents 17. Tells children to obey parents
18. Wants little children to come to Him (Mark 10:14) 18. Bids children to come unto him
19. Judges (Rom 14:10; Rev 20:2) 19. Judges whether you were good or bad
20. Everlasting Father (Isa 9:6; Heb 12:2) 20. Father Christmas
21. Christ Child (Matt 1:23; Luke 2:11-12) 21. Kris Kringle (means christ child)
22. Worthy of Prayers and Worship (Rev 5:14 Hebrews 1:6) 22. Prayers and worship to "St. Nick" by children
23. Lord of Hosts (Mal 3:5; Isa 8:13; Psalms 24:10) 23. Lord over a host of elves - (In Druidic religion, elves are demons or tree spirits
24. God says, "Ho, ho ... (Zechariah 2:6) 24. Santa says, "Ho, ho, ho ..."
25. Prince of Peace, the Image of God (Isa 9:6; Hebrews 1:3) 25. Symbol of World Peace, the image of the Christmas Season
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I use Santa Claus in astrology lectures when I try to describe the energies of Jupiter: expansive (Marlon Brando had Jupiter right smack on his Ascendant), lucky, worldy, knowledgeable of ideas of many, and appreciated by many. Similarly, I use Santa's opposite (Mr.Scrooge) when I try to describe the energies of Saturn: restrictive, having limitations, following the rules, and knowledgeable of true realities of this reality (and both Adolph Hitler (Time Magazine Man of The Year, 1938) and John F. Kennedy (Time Magazine Man of The Year, 1962) were born with Saturn overhead, and both were killed by wealthy bankers due to their discovered knowledge of the wealthy bankers scam and their refusal to allow their citizens to take part in this scam. This is about as true as it gets in terms of understanding true reality, at least in this reality!!)
Others: "Doc" from "Back To The Future" is Uranus, and the Hindu Goddess Maya is Neptune.
IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS ANY SIMILAR IDEAS REGARDING PLANETARY ENERGIES, LET ME KNOW. These analogies are helpful when explaining planetary energies.
Best, Malcolm
in my efforts to simplify and condense the various pagan gods, I came to the understanding that the trinity was a universal pagan concept that began with Nimrod, that is 3 gods in one, but the real Trinity is Saturn, Neptune, and Jupiter. Where Zeus, Jove, Yahve, Brahma, is Jupiter, and Shiva Poseidon is Neptune, and Chronos, El, Satan is Saturn. Well, Iah was an egyptian moon god, but for the most part it's all sun god, moon god, neptune, saturn, jupiter. The gas giants in particular are personified. Makes me wonder about the moons of said gas giant, Iah Yahweh, Jupiter, being moon god, is god of ALL the moons. Moons are likely to contain alien life, and the moon itself is artificial, hollow, there are alien bases on the moon. I think that a lot of this exoteric, esoteric, jargon is concealing the presence of various aliens.
This is not the say that I don't believe in God and Jesus. On the contrary, I am of the opinion Ehyeh is the real name of God, and Yesha, Jesus, Yeshua, combinging Ehyeh or Ehjeh with Moses or Moshe. Jeh-ses, Yeh-she. God is the great spirit, to which no idols can satisy. The I AM presence. I Am that I Am, the first I am is spirit, the That is the material univrerse, and the second I Am is the human body which is the temple of the Lord. Father as spirit, mother as darkness / matter, and son / children as the living creations within the mother, unverse, queen of heaven, etc. Ehyeh Asher Ehyeh. You can't beat it.. Whereas YHVH and all combinations are from the five sided star Tetragrammaton, a graven image or idolatry of that which is in heaven. The Babylonian Talmudists Jews (all Jews escept Messianic and Karaite) are approrpriately called synagoguye of satan.
I was never told about the meaning of the pitchfork symbol for Neptune, but I suspected that it was Shiva. Thanks a bunch.
I did a video on the meaning of the Trident actually, it was part of All seeing eye of Shiva. The trident is symbolic of the Taoist trinity and appears in a number of other places with various meaning. Shouldn't be hard to find the wikipedia article.
Although most people assume that the original "Santa Claus" was a bishop by the name of St. Nicholas of Asia Minor of the fourth century, this is not really true. Although some of this bishop's deeds later came to be associated with "St. Nick," the original "Nicholas" was once again Nimrod, the "mighty one against the Lord." The word "Nicholas" means "mighty one, powerful." Traditions of a "god" who gave gifts under an evergreen tree antecede the Asian Minor bishop by thousands of years! Among the Scandinavians it was the god Odin or Woden who left special gifts during the Yuletide season under the evergreen tree, his sacred tree! http://www.hope-of-israel.org/cmas1.htm
He is red and white... like the Amanita mushroom. :)
http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/3136.html
LOL , thanks Pheadron!!
Another conspiracy theory is that Satans Claws , came here to help coca cola to take over this planet.
That one's not faring so well... Coke was recently banned in Bolivia. They banned Coke, yet still drink Pepsi. I'd rather drink Coke :(
Coke Banned in Bolivia due to Mayan Calender
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-we...
Want an ice-cold Coca-Cola in Bolivia? Too bad.
Oh, and you can blame the soon-to-be-ending "fourth world," as told by the Mayan calendar. Seriously.
The Bolivian government has decided to ban Coca-Cola products from its borders, claiming the small South American nation will put an end to American-style capitalism when the ancient calendar sees its last day, reported RT News.
Forbes reported that Bolivian Minister of External Affairs David Choquehuanca wants to boot Coke to start a new "culture of life in community based societies."
Choquehuanca promoted the consumption of local beverage Mocochinchi, a soft drink that is made from the juice of dried peaches.
As Forbes pointed out, the ban is extra ironic as Bolivia is the world's number three producer of coca leaves, according to Reuters, which is reportedly used to make the world-dominating soft drink.
Coca cola have enough power to decide Santas colour :(
http://www.colourlovers.com/blog/2008/12/23/the-colors-of-christmas...