QUIPS and QUOTES

A bit of hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade recipes on a "knead-to-know basis.

Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If it jams force it.  If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

The glass is either half full, half empty, or twice as big as it needs to be.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

A photographic memory is of no use if it's never developed.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

A man's home is his castle in a "manor" of speaking.

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  • I love these, especially the one about passports, so true, so true.....I think it is an unspoken rule of the universe that when you have a picture of yourself taken for any sort of identification like license, work id, or passport that it is supposed to look like utter utter shit......
    • Yes, Marique, and that is exactly why you good folks will not see a real pic of me on here. You talk about UN-photogenic. I am THE MOST un-photogenic person alive on the planet today. LOL No, but, seriously, I have several mirrors, and they ALL tell me that I look far better than my pics. LOL Thank goodness. ^_^.
  • Great stuff, Little Feather, especially the 1st one... ;o)
    • Yep. I hafta agree with you, Jazmin. ;o)
      • Here's a couple more I can't believe I omitted.

        If you look like your passport photo, you're not well enough to travel.......or, if you look like your passport photo, you need the trip.

        And, I cannot believe I forgot my personal favorite, which I am using quite frequently these days:

        Don't worry about what people think......they don't do it very often. :))))
        • I'm so glad my passport will expire next year!!!

          What?... They don't think very often?! :oD
  • nice earnings little feather!!! hilarious, thanks for the levity! ~peace~
  • Thanks for your comments, friends. I had to work very hard to put these up. LOL I had to play a computer game. Realllly hard work, huh? ;o)
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