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Posted by Jazmin on August 13, 2011 at 10:30am in Humour & Playground

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Today's Stock Market Update

 

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Nappies remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

 

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  • Ms. Happy August 13, 2011 at 7:01pm

    Nice.  Funny.  Thanks for sharing and for the smile it brought.

     

    Namaste

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