Queen Elizabeth Warns ‘World War 3 Must Start In 2017’

Queen Elizabeth “completely ruined her own party” yesterday when she announced to close friends and family that that “World War 3 must break out this year” in order for the Illuminati to usher humanity into the next phase of their sick and twisted masterplan.

“2017 is a very special year. It will go down in history as the start of World War 3,” the Queen said with an evil smile, according to a Windsor Castle insider.

Queen Elizabeth has an official birthday party celebrated by the British nation in June — when the weather is better — featuring the “Trooping the Color” military parade. April 22, her real birthday, is also celebrated, but it’s a more intimate occasion, featuring only family and invited guests.

“The Queen was speaking as though she knows the Illuminati’s plans inside out,” the Windsor Castle insider said, speaking on the strict condition of anonymity. “To make matters worse she seemed turned on by the thrill of a new world war.“

By the end of 2017 the world will be unrecognizable if the Illuminati keep gaining strength. War in the Middle East has long been the cabal’s preferred method of igniting World War 3, bringing Russia, China and the U.S. into direct confrontation, before ushering in the final phase of their masterplan for global dominance.

The Queen said: “One must prepare for the new dawn humanity will soon wake up to, which cannot come into being without a period of complete darkness, the blackest of nights, the likes of which we have never experienced.”

It is understood the “period of complete darkness” refers to World War 3. The “new dawn” that humanity will soon wake up was explained to be the New World Order.

As shocked guests attempted to digest their dessert, Queen Elizabeth explained that the New World Order will be a time when we are technologically advanced, and humanity will live as one people under one government in total peace. The Queen “swooned” while explaining the beauty of the New World Order, according to the insider.

The rest of the room, however, was silent. Outside a troop of the Royal Horse Artillery rode horse-and-gun carriages past Windsor Castle before staging a 41-gun salute, punctuating the deathly silence with gun shots.

The Queen also made it clear she has “no intention of shuffling off this mortal coil” until she has woken up to this “new dawn“. The news was greeted with half-hearted cheers by the assembled guests, still shaken by the Queen’s statement.

It’s not the first time the Queen has shocked birthday guests with grim predictions for the coming year. In April 2016 the Queen accurately predicted that the year would be an “annus horribilus” for celebrities, with an unusually high number of celebrity deaths.

The Queen was overheard explaining that “four icons must die” in 2016 – and these four icons would be wealthy, famous, free thinking celebrities who had rejected the Illuminati’s advances.

The Queen warned her friends and family that celebrity deaths in 2016 would serve as a warning to other famous, powerful people – join the Illuminati and submit to the power of the cult… or die. Any celebrities allowed to remain in the limelight in 2017 would be entirely tame and controlled creatures. This is part of the Illuminati plan.