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"Yeah well even if humanity WAS designed it certainly wasn't done intelligently.Last I checked the Annunaki did it through trial and error, with a whole lot of error. So these so-called 'gods' can kiss my ass!"~Avatar
"Didn't the last guy who said something like that get hit by lightning?"~Me
"No I'm pretty sure it was a laced high-capacitance burst fired from a ship in low STO."~Avatar
"Yeah that's comforting."~Me
"Just doing my job."~Avatar
"You suck at your job."~Me
"Are you two always like this?"~Narisha
"No normally I have to beat the shit out of him so he'll accept a basic concept like 'there's only so much you can do.' This is us on a good day."~Avatar
"Oh you did not beat the shit out of me!"~Me
"Once Ryan, you beat me once."~Avatar
"I didn't like your definition of what I could or couldn't do!"~Me
"It was your definition moron!"~Avatar
"God shut up both of you!"~Nareisha
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"Oh my God what is it going to take to get you to believe us!?We've given you every little shred of evidence we possibly could to prove that you're not human!"~Avatar
"Yeah well all your 'evidence' can be explained other ways. You'll have to do a whole lot better than faded memories and things I used to say when I was six."~Me
"Ryan you are not supposed to be able to give me a headache but somehow... somehow you found a way."~Avatar
"He's persistent, you gotta give him that."~Nareisha
"Yeah, yeah, so what do you want? What would prove to you undeniably that you're not quite who you think you are?"~Avatar
"Alien visitation. You get me an alien visitation with, like..... a certificate of authenticity, then I'll believe you."~Me
"Done."~Avatar
"Bullshit."~Me
"You'll see."~Avatar
[I never did get my visitation.... the way I expected]
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"Well, one of the few non-classified words in HR8791 was 'flesh eating' so..."~Me
"Maybe that explains the States rampant promotion of obesity, fatten 'em up for the slaughter."~Avatar
"C'mon don't say it like that."~Me
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