Now, this may sound a little out there, or totally loony, but stay with me here people. 

 

Ever wondered why your washing machine stops whenever you open the lid? Well I have found the answer and you'll never believe me. This is why I want you to see it for yourself. 

 

This is real, and I can prove it!!!!

 

I want you all to do a very simple experiment. Place two socks in your washing machine, alone. Important note: The socks MUST be a pair, two different socks will not work! Start the machine, on whatever wash you prefer.  Do not attempt to open the lid during the wash, as the washing machine possesses incredibly advanced artificial intelligence, and knows when you're trying to perv on it. 

 

Once the washing machine has finished, open the lid. You will now find that one sock has disappeared. Yes, that's right. Your washing machine is the portal to an alternate universe. I'm convinced that it's linked to a blackhole, where the sock ends up on the other side. This now makes so much sense. It's been a conspiracy right from the day of conception of the washing machine. The government commissioned the washing machine to steal every one of your socks that belongs to a pair, forcing you to spend more money on socks! 

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  • The people from the alternate universe use all those socks to make sock puppets!  lol..
  • the burmuda triangle cycle LOL, wow ty rae
  • Every think of just washing them by hand??? :-)
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    Do they have their own space ship over there? 

     

    I wonder if we will meet them when we ascend.

  • love it ...makes perfect sense to me lol...even looks a portal...mines broken what does that mean?
  • ha! good one!
    • Hahaha - love the sockbook idea!
      • This is the reason I buy black socks that look the same. LOL So when one go missing it does not matter.

        It frustrates the portal so I only lose i or 2 socks

  • Best laugh I had all weekend.  This site is so serious and this post was such unexpected comic relief.  Thank you!!!
  • the only thing my dad´s washing machine has ever done has been to complete all washes put into it.

    Guess I will try to put two socks of the same pair only then to see if the experiment works.

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