A message from ´the Tibetan´.......

So it has come to become known that - I never really looked Tibetan because in all probability - such a ridiculous thing as Tibet doesn´t exist. Claims of my existence are therefore greatly exaggerated. How can I with my mexican, american and Japanese facial features look remotely Tibetan? And how can the Tibetans with their equally mexican, etc. features look remotely Tibetan if they can´t come to terms with what to look like? How can anybody prove that Tibet exists if so few people have actually been there? And how could anybody have been so foolish to actually consider myself to be Tibetan? No my dear friends. I am not Tibetan anymore than any of you are - and therefore probably anymore than the Dlai Lama is - and this is no message intended to offend anybody who erroneously considers himself to be Tibetan. Because that´d be like attempting to offend somebody who thinks they´re being Elvis. And just like nobody in Graceland looks like a Gracelander, why should any of them have to look like Elvis to be Gracelanders? Graceland is just a piece of America, just like mongolia is a piece of East Asia! Just like Hong Kong is a piece of East Asia, so is Las Vegas another piece of this vast land that is America. And as we all know I´ve never said that I had been Tibetan. And no one has ever confirmed to my awareness any such rumor about me.

But many are those nonetheless - who´ve claimed channelings from me in where I declare that I a) exist, and b) am a Tibetan and should therefore be officially known as ´the Tibetan´. But if I am the Tibetan and I am also known as Djwhal Khul that´d make me two separate men. How can that be? That cannot be! Another case of flim - flam! I tried many times to channel this message to a bunch of psychics whom I thought might be entrusted to share it - but in the end I had to assume that they were all busy doing something else - who could blame them? And so I travelled around the world, searching for this supposedly mysterious land Tibet and found little more than Mongolia and a bunch of other far - eastern, far - asian lands. Time to end this silly religion associated with me which has become known as ´the Djwhal Khul religion´and look at the bright side of things. What does it mean that Tibet is make - believe? It means that the supposed Tibetan Diasphorra never happened. Don´t you think that since any actual diasphorra usually results in mass migrations that it´d be any different in Tibet´s case? Of course not. And just one lama and a bunch of other guys migrated? Maybe about 2500? Balderash! I´m no more a Tibetan than anybody else can be. And I say it again that this message isn´t composed to offend anybody who claims they are - since I haven´t been known to insult a lot of souls anyway. Ah yes, they´d have brought with them magnificent Tibetan scrolls which they could have shared with you - but how can these ´scrolls´be confirmed to be Tibetan? ´Oh they must be from Afghanistan. They put them there because they were fleeing Tibet from Communist rule´. Oh please! The Afghanistan scrolls are known as the Afghani scrolls in their region and not ´Tibetan Buddhist scrolls´but rather ´Cave Buddhist Scrolls´. Find me a Buddhist Scroll in a cave and I shall show you a practicing cave Buddhist!

Just look at my face! It looks like a mixture of a Japanese, mexican and american face, even a little bit european too. How should I then be any different? And who in their right mind would call anybody a Tibetan ´because they look Tibetan´? No my dear brothers and sisters in spirit. This is why I´m no more of a Tibetan than any of you are - because if I was - I´d certainly look somewhat like one....I´d be dressed like one, I´d be knowledgeable about Tibetan architecture style but if that style is actually Eastern Asian style how can it be ´uniquely Tibetan´? And that is also another reason for why I cannot possibly be a Tibetan. ´How about that flying city in that movie Shadow´? Gimme a break! That´s a movie you know!