Learn to laugh More

LAUGHTER ::LEARN TO LAUGH MOREIf you have a sense of humor, you will be surprised that there is no time to be sad -- every moment something or other is happening everywhere. If you cannot laugh, you will miss many things in life, you will miss many mysteries. Read more…..“We want the world to be less serious and more sensitive. Sincere of course, but serious never.We want the world to learn that the sense of humor is one of the most fundamental qualities of a religious man.If you cannot laugh, you will miss many things in life, you will miss many mysteries.Your laughter makes you a small innocent child, your laughter joins you with existence -- with the roaring ocean, with the stars and their silence.Your laughter makes you the lonely part of the world which has become intelligent, because only intelligent people can laugh. That's why animals cannot afford to laugh -- they don't have that much intelligence.You can try -- you can tell a joke to your buffalo and see what happens.And because seriousness has always been taught to be almost necessary for respectability, it has made everybody serious. It is not that they are serious for any reason, but it has now become their second nature; they have forgotten completely that seriousness is a sickness, it means the sense of humor is dead in you.Otherwise the whole of life all around is so full of hilarious things.If you have a sense of humor, you will be surprised that there is no time to be sad -- every moment something or other is happening everywhere.My mission certainly is to bring laughter to the whole of humanity -- which has forgotten it. And when you forget laughter, you always forget songs, you forget love, you forget dance -- it is not that you only forget laughter. Laughter has its own combination of qualities, just as seriousness has its own combination of qualities.Forget laughter and you will forget love.With a sad face, how to say to a woman "I love you"? You will have to smile a little bit.With a serious face you cannot say even the smallest thing.People are taking everything so seriously that it becomes a burden on them.Learn to laugh more.To me, laughter is as sacred as prayer.”Laughter Time for you:1.When Mulla Nasruddin got married according to the tradition, his wife asked him, "To whom am I allowed to show my face?"Mulla Nasruddin said, "First let me have a look, only then can I say anything." So he looked at her face, closed his eyes and said, "Enough! Except for me, you are allowed to show your face to everybody."2.Once I told Nasruddin, "Mulla, the owner of the restaurant at the end of the street says that he is a close relative of yours.""Certainly not!" replied the Mulla. "That is not correct. He is a distant relation of mine.""How distant is the relationship?" I asked."Well," said the Mulla, "we have the same father, but he is the first child and I am the twelfth. So there! We are quite far apart!"3."Did you know I am a hero?" said Mulla Nasrudin to his friends in the teahouse."How come you're a hero?" asked someone."Well, it was my girlfriend's birthday," said the Mulla, "and she said if I ever brought her a gift she would just drop dead in sheer joy. So, I DIDN'T BUY HER ANY AND SAVED HER LIFE."4.Mulla Nasrudin finally spoke to his girlfriend's father about marrying his daughter."It's a mere formality, I know," said the Mulla, "but we thought you would be pleased if I asked.""And where did you get the idea," her father asked, "that asking my consent to the marriage was a mere formality?""NATURALLY, FROM YOUR WIFE, SIR," said Nasrudin.5."I see you keep copies of all the letters you write to your wife. Do you do that to avoid repeating yourself?" one friend asked Mulla Nasrudin."NO," said Nasrudin, "TO AVOID CONTRADICTING MYSELF."6.Mulla Nasrudin's wife was a candidate for the state legislature And this was the last day of campaigning."My, I am tired," said Mulla Nasrudin as they returned to their house after the whole day's work. "I am almost ready to drop.""You tired!" cried his wife. "I am the one to be tired. I made fourteen speeches today.""I KNOW," said Nasrudin, "BUT I HAD TO LISTEN TO THEM."7."Mulla, you look sad," said a friend. "What is the matter?""I had an argument with my wife," said the Mulla "and she swore she would not talk to me for 30 days.""Well, you should be very happy," said the first."HAPPY?" said Mulla Nasrudin. "THIS IS THE 30TH DAY."8.It was their first quarrel."And you tell me that several women proposed marriage to you?" asked the wife."Yes, several," replied the Mulla."Well, I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.""I did," said Nasrudin.10.Mulla Nasrudin received a note that read: "Leave a thousand rupees under the cottonwood tree in Pizitz Square Tuesday night, or we will kidnap your wife and you will never see her again." The Mulla answered: "I haven't got any thousand rupees, and I am counting on you boys to keep your promise."11.Salesman: "Sir, is your wife at home?"Mulla Nasrudin: "Yes, sir."Salesman (after knocking in vain): "I thought you said she was at home, sir?"Nasrudin: "yes, sir, but I don't live here."12."Mulla, dear," said Mrs. Mulla Nasrudin, "such an odd thing happened today. The clock fell off the wall, and if it had fallen a moment sooner, it would have hit mother.""I always said that clock was slow," said Mulla Nasrudin.13.Mulla Nasrudin discovered his wife again and again in the arms of her lover. Finally, he shot her dead. The jury brought in a verdict of justifiable homicide.Just as Nasrudin was to leave the courtroom a free man, the judge stopped him and asked: "Why did you shoot your wife instead of her lover, Nasrudin?""Suh," he replied, "I decided it was better to shoot a woman once than a different man each week."14."You know, dear, your wife doesn't seem to be as well dressed as she was when you married her," a friend said to Mulla Nasrudin."That's funny," replied Nasrudin. "I am sure it's the same suit."
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