THE CLOWN CHAKRA


To your expanding joy!

THE CLOWN CHAKRA

The Clown scientists have found that all our
problems

can be placed under one heading: Seriousness.

Seriousness is the leading cause of everything
from

Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown
Academy have recently discovered a new source of
healing.

It is a psychic energy point located between the
heart

chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the
clown

chakra.

If people are feeling miserable; if they have
financial problems; if their relationship
situation is

the pits; if they are in ill health; if they have
a

need to sue people; if they find fault with
others;

then obviously their clown chakra is closed.

When this happens, the scientists have observed
under

a high-powered microscope that the cells of every
organ display a sad face; and when the clown
chakra is

open and functioning normally, the cells display a
happy face.

The scientists realized that if a person is ill,
it is

because his mind has projected an unhealthy
emotion

onto the cells of his body and has forced out the
love

that is normally found within each cell of the
body.

The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack
Love", or ILL

for short.

The scientists also discovered that all disease is
due

to the fact that the cells are "out of
ease" or "dis-

eased".

When the clown chakra is opened and working (or
rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism
sucks

up misery, pain, guilt, anger, resentment,
grievances,

unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy
into

tiny red heart-shaped balloons.

The red heart balloons contain Acceptance, Love
and

Joy. These balloons are directed to the
"dis-eased"

cell or situation, and a happy face appears
instantly.


When the light enters the darkness, the darkness
is

gone. Sometimes these red heart balloons are
called

endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone
experiences them the feeling of separation ends

- they experience being connected to everything,
everyone and especially to their own light within
and

hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well
known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect.

So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown
Scientists recommend that you visualize sending
that

person red heart shaped balloons filled with
Acceptance, Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your clown chakra open, remember
to

laugh and most importantly, remember that
seriousness

is the leading cause of reincarnation.

~ John Morton

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  • It surely joys up my day. :)

    Love this, and Love you,

    Drome

  • Loved this! Hope it joys up your day!
    Lynda
    • It IS harder not to laugh! We make life complicated, but that's pretty humorous!
      More laughing! Someone will see the market in funny news.
      Lynda
    • It warmed my heart too, and I just thought a Silent Rainbow Warrior would appreciate this!
      Here's to our creative imagination!
      Lynda
    • Me, too. Some days those red hearts balloons are just popping up in the most surprising places.
      Love, and Laughing,
      Lynda
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